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Fergie for Allure of the Day

Fergie defied all odds when she had kids….because we all throught she was born with man parts. That’s what her muscle tone and hard face told us….a hard face she claims was from meth after being a forgotten one hit wonder….before Black Eyed Peas created the new version of her… Well now she’s in Allure, where she’s probably not talking about sex changes, or sucking dick for a hit, but rather being a mom with so much money her kids and their kids and their kids after than don’t have to worry…all thanks to a bunch of shitty, insincere popsongs…because that’s just how the entertainment industry works…and you can’t hate her for being better at monetizing her life than all the hotter more talented girls out there…

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Fergie for Allure of the Day

Anastasia Ashley Teaches You How To Take a Beach Photo of the Day

Her name is Anastasia Ashley, she is just as famous for her surfing, since she is a pro surfer, as she is for her bikini modelling for people like Sports Illustrated, or more importantly, Instagram, the number one modelling agency around… She put together this video for all the instagram whores to spice up their social media, you know to trick the world into thinking they didn’t use filters when you know they spent hours trying to get that casual bikini pic, you know hours in photoshop apps to make their asses look even remotely ass good as Anastasia’s… Video doesn’t lie, so you can see just how good Anastasia’s bikini body is…while she tries to help less talented girls follow her lead…and when it comes to half nakedness – I like when girls guide other girls into making things for me to masturbate to…so Anastasia is a hero to us all…that’s why we love her.

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Anastasia Ashley Teaches You How To Take a Beach Photo of the Day

Samantha Gradoville Hot for Vogue Latin America of the Day

American Model Samantha Gradoville, who you may remember from such legendary posts as last week’s TITTIES FOR HARPER’S BAZAAR is making serious moves…this time with less amazing, hormone in the American food production system, disproportionately large and amazing tits, but with bikinis instead….and I am endorsing her rise to the top, even if she’s a no name now, she’s built better than pigs like Kate Upton, who only benefitted from the hormones in the food until her gut caught up with the rest of her…so anything is possible, miracles have happened to far less talented girls… I figure I’d be watching her rise to the top, you know keeping track of it, if I wasn’t so bored of all this talking about girls I don’t know, and was instead being charged for getting caught hiding under their bed masturbating to their dirty laundry while they were out on a shoot, or fucking a rockstar, or doing whatever it is that models do, which I assume is very little.

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Samantha Gradoville Hot for Vogue Latin America of the Day

Randy Jackson Predicts Ladies Rule Idol This Season

“We haven’t had a girl winner in a long time and some interesting talented girls showed up,” he tells PEOPLE

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Randy Jackson Predicts Ladies Rule Idol This Season

Wrestling’s ‘Captain’ Lou Albano Dies at 76

He also played Cyndi Lauper’s dad in the “Girls Just Wanna Have Fun” video

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Wrestling’s ‘Captain’ Lou Albano Dies at 76

Paris Hilton Back with Doug Reinhardt, Never Happier

“Ya, I’m really happy! Things have never been better,” she gushes about being reunited

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Paris Hilton Back with Doug Reinhardt, Never Happier