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Jessica Simpson Pregnancy Cover Up of the Day

Jessica Simpson might as well be wearing a tarp, or build a wooden box, or even squeeze into an old Whiskey barrel to cover up her obvious pregnancy…or if anything…bitch should be walking around topless or in spandex with neon flashing signs pointing to her gut saying “I’m Pregnant” cuz she’s finally got an excuse for being large and not so in charge since this fat thing has worked against her career as the dumb celebrity pop star we all wanted to fuck, if anything, she’s hardly even relevant as an “artist” anymore…so I don’t even know why we’re still talking about her….she’ll never be the Daisy Duke busty MTV show idiot we all jerked off to again…it’s done for her…now everyone move along, there’s nothing to see here…. Jessica Simpson posted a picture of her taking a piss on twitter….I had no choice but to post it even though there is hardly enough vagina, feces or miscarriage in it…hell there’s not even any tit in the shit….what a waste of a toilet pic.

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Jessica Simpson Pregnancy Cover Up of the Day

Stacy Keibler and Other Sluts at the 15th Annual Hollywood Film Awards I Wasn’t Invited To of the Day

I don’t even get invited to the shittiest, bottome feeding, garbage award shows in Hollywood. They have no respect for me….so why should I respect them…which is convenient cuz I don’t, never have, and never will.. Hollywood is a joke and so are the insecure cunts I want to fuck but won’t fuck me back which makes them hotter who are part of this bullshit…. Stacy Keibler Hasn’t Been Replaced Yet….Cuz She Knows How To Wrestle …and she probably also knows how to lie about birth control…only time will tell…but I prefer when she’s showing MORE NIPPLE TAPE Amber Heard Does the Mermaid….I prefer when she does slutty VINTAGE EROTICA or…. high concept bondage for fashion Bryce Dallas Howard is Pregnant and Not Showing Firey Pubic Hair while getting fucked by a black dude ..in some Red Carpet Ready To Drop Erotica…. Rosie Huntington-Whiteley isn’t MODELING TOPLESS but she still gives bald guys hope…. Emma Stone’s Got Some Shit Going On With Her Nipples….Perfect for her virgin loser fanbase… Julianna Hough Trying to Get Some Attention for Herself….Cuz pretending to date Ryan Seacrest even though he is gay isn’t enough…

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Stacy Keibler and Other Sluts at the 15th Annual Hollywood Film Awards I Wasn’t Invited To of the Day

Epic Pole Dance Fail is the Viral Video of the Day

I’ll let the video do the talking…because I think everytime a bitch is on a pole is an epic fail in both her life choices and my sexual gratification…I don’t need cock teasing bitches doing stupid seductive dances, I need a blowjob or some fuck….if you know what I mean…not to mention this isn’t even bitches trying to be sexy on pole, this shit is just funny on pole…Watch.

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Epic Pole Dance Fail is the Viral Video of the Day