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Jared Fogle Diagnosed With "Mild Pedophilia"

Jared Fogle Diagnosed With Made-Up “Disease” On Thursday, Jared Fogle was sentenced for molesting children and being one of the worst humans ever . However, his doctors and lawyers tried to argue that he only suffered from “mild pedophilia.” Um. One question: What in the greasy hell is “mild pedophilia”…? You can’t mildly want to have sex with kids, fam. We’re confused and you want to know who’s just as confused? Everyone else. Take a look at these tweets asking the important questions.

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Jared Fogle Diagnosed With "Mild Pedophilia"

Is Jennifer Garner Practicing Her Sarah Palin?

That’s what you might deduce from Harvey Weinstein’s recent comments about the actress’s role in Butter , in which she plays a fierce Midwestern butter-sculpting competitor. “[A] young sculptress played by Yara Shahidi ( Imagine That ) makes a run for the greasy gold,” per the NYT , “and ‘lo and behold the Sarah Palin-ish Jennifer Garner character’ is determined to thwart her.” There’s a “reload” metaphor in here somewhere, but it’s really too early for me. [ NYT ]

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Is Jennifer Garner Practicing Her Sarah Palin?