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Prince Charles’ Inbred Masturbation Hand of the Day

Posted on March 18, 2011 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

You know when you swim in the same exclusive, VIP gene pool for a couple of hundred years, you’re gonna end up with some fucked up genetic disorders. It’s just the way it is and it doesnt change if you take tradition from the backwoods, add a couple of billion dollars, power and palaces, it’s still gonna fuck you up, cuz that’s nature and I guess nature’s way of punishing you people for being elitast cunts… All that to say, maybe Prince William and Kate Middleton will be taking over the thrown sooner than later, cuz no one wants a king with Elephantitis…or at even a fucking weird looking masturbation hand….. This just in… Dear Sir, I can promise you Prince Charles does not have “Elephantitis”. However, he may have Elephantiasis Thank you for your service. Spelling is overrated, as is google, wikipedia and spellcheck that just highlighted google, wikipedia and spellcheck…..Motherfuckers….you best protect your masturbation hand…. FOLLOW ME

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Rihanna for Vogue US April Edition of the Day

Posted on March 18, 2011 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

These are some pretty gay fairy pics of Rihanna on the beach, prancing around like some kind of poofter who just graduated his interior design college program with honors, or just walked out of the AIDS clinic negative after a night of hard fucking raw dog in a bathouse after too many Cosmos, poppers, and Tina…..skipping around like you just want to cunt punch her to make her sit down…and these pictures would have been so much better if they were a tribute to her life after she succombed to a terminal illness she suffered the way we’ve suffered by being polluted by her music…Maybe that was a little extreme, but I know there’s something twisted about how she went from Barbado Trashman’s trash to a spread in Vogue like she matters…something went down and I can only blame secret societies, cover-ups and teenage prostitute scandals…whatever…here are the pics…. FOLLOW ME

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Stephanie Seymour is Big in a Bikini of the Day

Posted on March 18, 2011 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

It’s amazing what growing older and starting a family does to your ass. What’s even more amazing is that guys still give their fat chicks affection when out in public, like it’s OK to go from supermodel to this. It’s one of those “have you no shame you sick fucking pervert, fat chicks are meant to sell weight loss products and snack food to, not to stick your dick in when sober, and if you do do it when sober, you never advertise it, you just pretend she’s your good friend who lends you money when you need it or some shit, I mean dude, have you seen what fat chicks look like naked, I know they are comfortable to lay on, and even to fuck, like your own personal bouncy castle. but it is still real fucking demented”…. FOLLOW ME Here are the rest of the “That’s Not Who I Married, That’s a Bikini Monster…You’re the Reason our Son is Gay…All I have left of the groupie I married is your ankle tattoo…” Pics… FOLLOW ME

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