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Noah Cyrus Naked of the Day

Posted on June 5, 2018 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Noah Cyrus is WORKING it…. Noah Cyrus is Miley Cyrus’ brother / cousin / granny / we know about them backwoods hicks… You can take the hick out of the Ozarks of Kentucky….but you can’t take their dicks out of their sisters…who are also the town’s stripper…unless the Miley / Noah Cyrus mom was actually just some cocktail waitress who groupied on Achy Breaky by getting her pussy filled with his CUM early on creating Miley….before the family went Beverly Hillbillies… So we don’t know if this one is INBRED, we just know she’s doing slutty content like her older sister…because she is far removed from their backwoods roots…and is LA hipster about it…and she’d have to be because she’s so fucking ugly looking…which I guess could be from being inbred…we’d have to scope her out to see if she has all her toenails…because I hear inbreds don’t have toe nails… Here she is with Brandi Cyrus

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Abbie Cornish Underwear Selfie of the Day

Posted on June 10, 2015 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Abbie Cornish is Australian….and I like Australians….because Australian women, for some magical reason I assume is being far fucking removed from America, are cool as fuck, while being hot as fuck, because like California, they like health and fitness and good food and like Florida they like bikinis….on a perpetual spring break party…only far more hip and stylish, than the ghetto shit you’re used to… So you have this nation of hot girls with hot bodies half naked and ready to get drunk as fuck…and if that doesn’t sound like heaven…I don’t know what is.. But then again, I’ve never been to Australia…I’ve never really experienced the backwoods, toothless, fat white trash Australian…so let me live this fantasy…a fantasy that is Abbie Cornish…a girl you remember as “SWEAT PEA” in Sucker Punch…or…no you don’t…because not everyone is like me…and goes to Sucker Punch to hang with tweens… Here she is in an Abbie Cornish spanx selfie…I call being Over 30…. The post Abbie Cornish Underwear Selfie of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Miley Cyrus Banana Porn and Vacation Pics of the day

Posted on March 23, 2015 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I’ve seen Miley in person and as long as she doesn’t talk…she’s pretyt fucking hot. Tight little, long body, that you’d all let sit on your face, I can assure that..but the second she talks, you just want her backwoods, inbred, hick horse to kick her in the fucking throat, unless it already did and that’s why she sounds liek that… Anyway, as pathetic as it is, I heard Miley broke up with her Boyfriend, so she went on a tour with some low level groupie who is the Victoria’s Secret model who makes no sense, but who hangs with the right kid, named Stella Maxwell…and they went on her first Private Jet ride, and acted silly and had fun because Miley is a bratty rich kid who doesn’t give a fuck… I’m only really into her Banana porn, that you can assume she’s posting to cater to her black market…but the ratchet stripper parody she’s created, as if she’s not a disney kid, in a mansion in LA somewhere, is also entertaining enough to spend less than 2 minutes on, which is is exactly what I did…because sometimes I neglect there is a real world out there that actually has meaning, unlike this.. Some videos… The post Miley Cyrus Banana Porn and Vacation Pics of the day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Aurdina Patridge in a One Piece for a Failing Magazine of the Day

Posted on July 8, 2011 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I don’t have access to the accounting documents or year end reports over at FHM, but I think it is safe to say that no one buys their magazines anymore, and their slow and useless attempt to go online, just never really gave them the glory they once had, since everyone any their younger brother can produce drivel content about nothing and post it next to pics of bitches in their bikinis….I mean this video had 4,000 views when I pulled it and it’s been up for 5 days…and features a once famous bitch hardnippled…that’s fucking embarrassing perforamnce…useless FHM shoulda kept advertising on DrunkenStepfather.com… See, the only thing these Maxim and FHM sites ever had going for them was the access to celebrity bitches they had….They consistently had hot bikini photoshoots with relevant people….but I guess as budgets dropped so did their talent pool…cuz seeing Audrina Patridge, a virtual nobody, who had her 15 minutes, that unfortunately lasted 2 years try up a year ago…by now she should be doing porn not magazine covers…I mean shit, I bet I could get Audrina to do a shoot for DrunkenStepfather.com….and I would only pay her in cum shots….if you know what I mean… That said, here’s the photoshoot, you’ll unfortunately like it, taking her one step backwards from the porn career she should already be milking like a cock. So much fucking bottom feeding everywhere I look…it’s coming at me from all fucking angles…

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Kellie Pickler Inbred Bikini Picture of the Day

Posted on July 8, 2011 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I remember watching Kellie Pickler on American Idol, back when I had a TV and before Ryan Seacrest encouraged her to get these small implants to better her career….before fame and fortune by her hick inbred standards hit…when she was just some backwoods hick crying about her grandfather who it was apparent she was having sex with…at least as far as I was concerned….maybe it was cuz he was toothless, or maybe it was because he was also her brother, father and conveniently the only man in their backwoods town…and there’s just something about hicks…maybe it is their lack of education…their lack of dental hygiene, or really hygiene as a whole, maybe it’s their good country values, or maybe it is that they start fucking at a young age when no wrestling lawn furniture that really talks to me…and unfortunately, here’s this inbred hick gone hollywood…back home they don’t even have bikinis, just old burlap potato sacks until you get lucky enough to bust out great gandmaw’s roadkill bikini woven with 4 months of roadkill suppers….who cares….this tight body makes inbreeding seem right….iI mean if you’ve fucked a family memeber, the orgasms probably already sold you…but this is for the non-inbreeders….which I assume there is at least one of you out there…it also makes growing up on a diet of rationed poor man’s squirrel stew seem like something they need to bring to the obese mainstream… Here’s her audition video from American Idol….Drunken Paula is the highlight Here’s she doing some smarter than a third grader – and guess what she’s not smarter than a third grader….

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Prince Charles’ Inbred Masturbation Hand of the Day

Posted on March 18, 2011 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

You know when you swim in the same exclusive, VIP gene pool for a couple of hundred years, you’re gonna end up with some fucked up genetic disorders. It’s just the way it is and it doesnt change if you take tradition from the backwoods, add a couple of billion dollars, power and palaces, it’s still gonna fuck you up, cuz that’s nature and I guess nature’s way of punishing you people for being elitast cunts… All that to say, maybe Prince William and Kate Middleton will be taking over the thrown sooner than later, cuz no one wants a king with Elephantitis…or at even a fucking weird looking masturbation hand….. This just in… Dear Sir, I can promise you Prince Charles does not have “Elephantitis”. However, he may have Elephantiasis Thank you for your service. Spelling is overrated, as is google, wikipedia and spellcheck that just highlighted google, wikipedia and spellcheck…..Motherfuckers….you best protect your masturbation hand…. FOLLOW ME

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Mischa Barton Smoking Weed in a Bikini Top of the Day

Posted on August 12, 2010 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I never thought I’d see disgusting fucking pigs smoke…but then again I don’t spend much time in the backwoods learning how to fuck with farm animals… I also never thought Mischa Barton would still be alive…she looks like fucking death. I just know she’s crying for attention…cuz despite what she looks like, she is a fucking attention whore who wishes her career took a different root, just like this fat chick who couldn’t land a husband so she booked an all inclusive vacation to jamaica to get knocked up, who after her pregnancy would get on all fours in the park and milk herself like a cow…but instead of paparazzi taking pics of her, the police took her away and then child protection took her kid, then i took her anal virginity and we lived happily ever after, the end. To See the Rest of the Pics – Follow THis LInk GO

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Miley Cyrus Warns Kids About The Internet

Posted on March 17, 2010 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Disney star Miley Cyrus has urged kids not to use the internet as it’s “dangerous” and wastes their lives. The 17-year-old admitted that she is enjoying her life a lot more since she closed down her page on social networking site Twitter when speaking to Movieline. “I’m telling kids, don’t go on the internet. It’s dangerous, it’s not fun, it wastes your life, and you should be outside playing sports or something. I just think it’s kind of lame. I feel like I hang out with my friends and they’re so busy taking pictures of what they’re doing and putting them on Facebook that they’re not really enjoying what they’re doing.” This is usually where we’d make some joke about her being from the South or the backwoods but the Hannah Montana star makes an absolutely great point about how people today are living their lives on social networking sites instead of in reality. Nice one Miley!

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Miss COED: Kerry D

Posted on December 18, 2009 by Benny Hollywood

Judging from the gun slinging, cowgirl photos in her Miss COED gallery you’d think 29-year-old Kerry is from the Wild West of Southwestern America. Arizona, New Mexico, maybe even the backwoods of Colorado, but the answer is no! She is just your typical British Columbian smokeshow who loves to play dress up Continue reading →

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Katy Perry Tit for Some MTV Bullshit of the Day

Posted on November 5, 2009 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I guess Russell Brand’s needle sharing AIDS hasn’t soaked into Katy Perry’s bloodstream yet, because she’s at this event all smiles and looking as shitty as usual, like she’s got know idea she’s about to go on the battle of her lifetime. I guess the reason why the AIDS from needle sharing hasn’t taken over her life and spun her into a depression or rage, is because Russell Brand doesn’t have AIDS for sharing needles because he was never a heroin addict that he claims to be. That shit was a lie to get him publicity and it worked, the UK people bought into his bullshit and gave him a book deal, that led to a radio show and an MTV deal and America followed…

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