Abbie Cornish is Australian….and I like Australians….because Australian women, for some magical reason I assume is being far fucking removed from America, are cool as fuck, while being hot as fuck, because like California, they like health and fitness and good food and like Florida they like bikinis….on a perpetual spring break party…only far more hip and stylish, than the ghetto shit you’re used to… So you have this nation of hot girls with hot bodies half naked and ready to get drunk as fuck…and if that doesn’t sound like heaven…I don’t know what is.. But then again, I’ve never been to Australia…I’ve never really experienced the backwoods, toothless, fat white trash Australian…so let me live this fantasy…a fantasy that is Abbie Cornish…a girl you remember as “SWEAT PEA” in Sucker Punch…or…no you don’t…because not everyone is like me…and goes to Sucker Punch to hang with tweens… Here she is in an Abbie Cornish spanx selfie…I call being Over 30…. The post Abbie Cornish Underwear Selfie of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
I never thought I’d see disgusting fucking pigs smoke…but then again I don’t spend much time in the backwoods learning how to fuck with farm animals… I also never thought Mischa Barton would still be alive…she looks like fucking death. I just know she’s crying for attention…cuz despite what she looks like, she is a fucking attention whore who wishes her career took a different root, just like this fat chick who couldn’t land a husband so she booked an all inclusive vacation to jamaica to get knocked up, who after her pregnancy would get on all fours in the park and milk herself like a cow…but instead of paparazzi taking pics of her, the police took her away and then child protection took her kid, then i took her anal virginity and we lived happily ever after, the end. To See the Rest of the Pics – Follow THis LInk GO
I used to find this inbred hick interesting when she was on American Idol back when I watched American Idol because I had a TV with one channel and little energy to do much else than sit there and watch the shit….Not interesting in a “I’d love to sit down and have a great conversation” way, but interesting in the fact that she was kinda hot and grew up in the backwoods banging her grandfather, she was dumb as shit and seemed easy to trick into anal and pretty much into anything and fucking some serious redneck retard trash was always a dream…but she hasn’t aged too well, even her fake tits look like a disaster, but I guess that’s what happen to most white trash when they turn 25, their teeth just can’t keep up with all the Tang they’ve been drinking and start fallin’ out..or whatever else it is that wrecks hick girls who I once wanted to fuck….like teenage pregnancy, malnourishment and bad genes…you’d hope Hollywood woulda saved her from…. Pics via Fame
Disney star Miley Cyrus has urged kids not to use the internet as it’s “dangerous” and wastes their lives. The 17-year-old admitted that she is enjoying her life a lot more since she closed down her page on social networking site Twitter when speaking to Movieline. “I’m telling kids, don’t go on the internet. It’s dangerous, it’s not fun, it wastes your life, and you should be outside playing sports or something. I just think it’s kind of lame. I feel like I hang out with my friends and they’re so busy taking pictures of what they’re doing and putting them on Facebook that they’re not really enjoying what they’re doing.” This is usually where we’d make some joke about her being from the South or the backwoods but the Hannah Montana star makes an absolutely great point about how people today are living their lives on social networking sites instead of in reality. Nice one Miley!
I guess Russell Brand’s needle sharing AIDS hasn’t soaked into Katy Perry’s bloodstream yet, because she’s at this event all smiles and looking as shitty as usual, like she’s got know idea she’s about to go on the battle of her lifetime. I guess the reason why the AIDS from needle sharing hasn’t taken over her life and spun her into a depression or rage, is because Russell Brand doesn’t have AIDS for sharing needles because he was never a heroin addict that he claims to be. That shit was a lie to get him publicity and it worked, the UK people bought into his bullshit and gave him a book deal, that led to a radio show and an MTV deal and America followed…
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