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Annina Ucatis Seems Very Talented

Posted on April 16, 2011 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Alright so in case you’re wondering, this Annina Ucatis woman is some sort of European pornstar and reality TV star. Shocking. I think we already guessed the pornstar part. This is the kind of things Europeans get on their reality TV? Awesome. It sucks over here, we’re stuck with midget farmers and douchebags with four wives. I think it’s time for a Hollywoodtuna European Vacation , I wonder if Chevy Chase is available. I’ll rinse out my American flag speedo.

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Scarlett Fay in her Bikini of the Day

Posted on August 10, 2010 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Here is the pornstar who is playing Lohan in the the Lohan porno…the same girl who is less damaged than Lohan and getting fucked as Lohan cuz being Lohan is an easy thing to mock…and here she is on her quest to fame as this is the peak of her bullshit porno career…..and she’s wearing a bikini in staged bikini pictures and I have no idea why…but I guess it has to do with asshole paparazzi agencies having nothing better to take pictures of than this insignificant twat who I think I want have dinner with and discuss how many abortions she’s had, cuz that’s real life porn to me… To see the rest of the pictures – Follow This Link GO

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Scarlett Fay in her Bikini of the Day

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Leighton Meester Is Making Me Hungry

Posted on August 10, 2010 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I’m aware that Leighton Meester isn’t wearing anything very sexy in these pictures, we can only see half of her nice long legs , but I think the way she’s sucking down that watermelon is pretty damn hot so I’m keeping them. Besides, she’s popular now and I want to get in on the ground floor. Yes, that was a euphemism for something dirty, I don’t know exactly what it’s referring to, but I’m sure there’s something there.

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Scarlett Fay Pornstar Bikini Pictures

Posted on August 10, 2010 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

For those of you like me who haven’t got a clue who the hell this Scarlett Fay chick is, she’s the pornstar who played Lindsay Lohan in some Hustler videos a little while back. Here she is on the beach with her fake SCRAM bracelet and smokes tucked into her bikini bottoms trying to get a little more attention. Not surprisingly she looks absolutely nothing like Lindsay, but she’s a pornstar in a bikini so that’s good enough.

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