Look, I know not everybody has a solid 7-8 hours a day to dedicate to Instagram creeping research, but not to worry, I’ve got you guys covered. Because here’s something you definitely wouldn’t want to miss: Selena Gomez ‘s latest sexy selfie. See, it’s moments like this that make all those hours I could’ve spent napping instead worth it. You’re welcome, everyone.
It’s been a while since we’ve seen German model/actress Jordan Carver and those epic funbags of hers, but here she is getting nice and sweaty in promo shots for some upcoming Celebrity Boxing match with a German TV host, according to my sources. I’m not really sure why the promoters chose actual boxing over Jello wrestling, which seems like it’d be way more fun for everybody involved. But I do know that whoever Jordan’s up against is in serious trouble, considering just looking at these pictures almost knocked me right out. Yow. Photos: WENN.com
Will They Reminisce Over You? Rihanna is back in Brooklyn Monday and definitely missing her grandmother Dolly who recently passed. The Bajan beauty posted photos from her grandmother’s scrapbooks to her Instagram account. Hit the flip for more
If there are “0 F**ks Given” then why not just take yo’ a$$ on stage regardless of who you open for?? Lyfe Jennings Laughs At K.Michelle For Not Wanting To Open For Him In Tampa Via NecoleBitchie This weekend, while most of the VH1! ‘Love & Hip Hop’ Atlanta cast were down in the ATL for the BET Hip Hop Awards, K. Michelle was focused on getting her paper. She was originally scheduled to perform at the Straz center in Tampa along with Lyfe Jennings and Musiq Soulchild on Sunday night, however things went downhill when she decided she didn’t like her placement in the show. According to one concertgoer: I am angry at Kimberly Michelle Pate (K Michelle). She was scheduled to perform in my hometown Tampa, Florida along with Musiq Soulchild and Lyfe Jennings. In the promoters (Vybenation) contract she was to perform before Lyfe, but in her mind she felt as though she’s a “BIGGER” artist than him. So she threw a Diana Ross diva tantrum. Not only did she NOT perform and let her fans down, she blocked literally half of Tampa on twitter. K also said that she only perform for sold out shows. She went on to say that the promoters didn’t do they’re job, which isn’t true. She got paid $5000. Now my city is yelling #WHOISKMICHELLE. After learning of K.Michelle’s lil’ diva stunt, Lyfe hopped on Twitter to toss two cents. K.Michelle took to her Twitter page to try to justify her diva bullisht actions, which she promptly deleted… I’ve never missed a show a day in my life. I would never stand my fans up period. I was told no by the promoters, he didn’t like my request. Just because you’re on TV runnin’ around yappin’ about how Memphitz beat you, does NOT mean that you are bigger artist babycakes. What are your hits? Hell, what is one song that 100 people would know if they heard it right now?? Here’s an idea, find a seat, and have it.
The highlight of Leighton Meester is that she’s broke…She’s some broken home surviving, child of a drug smuggler, born in a halfway house, probably a product of a mom on trial trying to get a lighter sentence cuz she was pregnant, who has learned the criminal ways of whoring proper….staring in fetish videos…fucking the right person….and landing a mainstream gig on a mainstream show that has made her pretty much set for life….a life that only involves sucking toes and foot fetishes if she wants it to…..and not cuz she has to.. If anything her story, possibly fake, is inspiring….she was probably one handjob away from being a street whore or escort….and look at her now….a fat ass in a bikini….good enough for me. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS FOLLOW THIS LINK
I am sure there was at least one death at Coachella….I’m thinking there were probably many cases of dehydration, passing out, drug overdoses, mixing too many pills with booze, maybe even a drowning or two….and unfortunately….the victim wasn’t Paris Hilton…. She’s the fucking worst, but reminds us that Coachella is a music festival everyone pegs as being hipster, even though hipster doesn’t exist, especially not anywhere this billioniare heir shows up, no matter how hard she tries to dress the fucking part, it’s all just as mainstream as fucking McDonalds…..and all the promoters, organizers, and sponsors love how idiotic this “movement” is…cuz it makes money motherfuckers….She’s some Jersey Shore caliber identity crisis…but she’s in a tube top bikini top and I guess that’s enough reason for me to post her garbage….all while wishing she was hit by a fucking bus.. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS FOLLOW THIS LINK
Maybe the promoters think Kelly Clarkson’s concert will suck without cigarettes. Antismoking activists are fired up after learning that billboards and TV ads promoting the…
Maybe the promoters think Kelly Clarkson’s concert will suck without cigarettes. Antismoking activists are fired up after learning that billboards and TV ads promoting the…