It was only a few weeks ago that Kim Kardashian’s nude Paper magazine photos “broke the Internet,” but it seems that unlike the rest of the world, Kim has gotten bored of her giant booty. If you watched Season 1 Episode 7 of Kourtney and Khloe Take the Hamptons last night then you were probably just as shocked as we were to hear Kim disparage her famous badonkadonk and diss her little sis: Kim Kardashian: I Want a Flat Ass! “Khloe’s ass is so big, you guys,” Kim says, perfectly summing up what we imagine every Kardashian conversation to be like. “She needs to drop a couple lbs.” See, the sitting around talking about giant asses part didn’t surprise us, but Kim talking about giant asses as though they’re a bad thing?! Does she not know why she’s famous?! Scott is appropriately shocked, and he reminds Kim, “You guys are famous for big butts. You guys lose your butts, we might all lose our money.” At least someone speaks the truth in that family. But Kim’s got no time for Scott’s words of wisdom. She presses on with her anti-ass insanity: “I don’t care,” she says. “I want a flat ass now.” Yeah, it’s kinda like watching Lindsay Lohan pass up free coke or seeing Justin Bieber in a pair of pants that fit properly. We really don’t know how to process this. You’re messing with our whole world, Kim. Watch Kourtney and Khloe Take the Hamptons online to see what sort of shocking confession Kim will drop on the world next.
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Kim Kardashian: Khloe Needs to Lose Weight and My Butt’s Too Big!
