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Madonna Titties are Titties that I’ll still look cuz I like Titties…when they are in a magazine, but still titties I would rather not see because they are fossilized from years of semen being splattered on them in areas she hasn’t been able to properly clean… What I am getting at is that she’s in her 60s, and this kind of battle with aging gracefully, pretending you’re still 20, maybe because you feel 20, even though you haven’t been 20 since the 70s, is wrong.. It’s like old people do yoga, they can bend, but do I really need to see one in fishnets with her leg wrapped around her neck like life is a fetish site… I mean I guess this is some artistic rendition for fashion…obscure or whatever…but I can’t sign on or endorse this, but I can look at it like a train crash, because that’s what it is…a misguided train crash….
Madonna Titties are Titties that I’ll still look cuz I like Titties…when they are in a magazine, but still titties I would rather not see because they are fossilized from years of semen being splattered on them in areas she hasn’t been able to properly clean… What I am getting at is that she’s in her 60s, and this kind of battle with aging gracefully, pretending you’re still 20, maybe because you feel 20, even though you haven’t been 20 since the 70s, is wrong.. It’s like old people do yoga, they can bend, but do I really need to see one in fishnets with her leg wrapped around her neck like life is a fetish site… I mean I guess this is some artistic rendition for fashion…obscure or whatever…but I can’t sign on or endorse this, but I can look at it like a train crash, because that’s what it is…a misguided train crash….
A fight went down between Luci Ford and a Watermelon…and it looks like Luci Ford won…but not just at watermelon fights, but at life…or maybe we won, because we get to experience whatever is happening in this behind the scenes of a photoshoot video… She’s a new face…who is destroying INSTAGRAM one picture at a time, and this watermelon shit, is just next level..and amazing..and if she was a black man…very racist…but she’s not, so it’s perfect.
A fight went down between Luci Ford and a Watermelon…and it looks like Luci Ford won…but not just at watermelon fights, but at life…or maybe we won, because we get to experience whatever is happening in this behind the scenes of a photoshoot video… She’s a new face…who is destroying INSTAGRAM one picture at a time, and this watermelon shit, is just next level..and amazing..and if she was a black man…very racist…but she’s not, so it’s perfect.