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Toni Garrn by David Bellemere for Elle France

I thought I already posted these Toni Garrn pictures from Elle, by David Bellemere, because I remember writing some insane David Bellemere praise because I think dude’s taking the most interesting / edgy commercial photos and because his last name is stepmother – while I’m the stepfather…soul mates – Pause – No Homo – you know what I’m saying…dude gets top models naked…and makes big brands pay for it.. Not that Toni Garrn is a top model, but I’m sure her agrency that rented her to LEONARDO DICAPRIO – yes “THAT” Leonardo DiCaprio – where she played his girlfriend / beard – depending on who you talk to about Leo the Oscar winning lover…thinks she is…and I guess being in ELLE magazine topless, with edited out nipples, is pretty up there in terms of relevance as a model…it’s way more substantial than being in a fake instagram account that calls themselves a magazine…true story… She’s in bikini, looks good, and if you’re wondering what puts his dick inside her german womb / asshole – his name is Chandler Parsons and is a NBA player for the Mavericks..because hoes like athletes and their money.. The post Toni Garrn by David Bellemere for Elle France appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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#PrayForJamesHarden: Khloe K. Calls Off Divorce With Lamar Odom & The Internet Explodes

Hilarious Reactions To Khloe’s Change Of Heart A week ago, dysfunctional 2-time NBA champion Lamar Odom was fighting for his life after an insanely reckless druggy turn up . Now he’s allegedly back together with estranged wife Khloe K. who dumped baller boo James Harden to work things out in yet another internet breaking-Kardashian moment. Hit the flip for must-see reactions to Khloe choosing Lamar over “The Beard.”

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Florida Crazies: Man Brutally Beats His Stepfather For Spilling His Cup Of Kool-Aid

Seriously?! Man Beats Stepfather For Spilling Kool-Aid A Florida (of course) man is facing assault charges after authorities say he got so irate at his stepfather that he punched him in the head. Why? Because he spilled his cup of Kool-Aid. Myrtle Beach Online reports: A 32-year-old man is facing assault charges after his stepfather claims they got into an altercation over spilled Kool-Aid. The 57-year-old victim told police he was at his home on Rockwood Drive around 11 p.m. Saturday, after he got into an argument with his stepson after the stepfather knocked over his cup of Kool-Aid. After becoming “irate” over the spilled drink, the younger man reportedly punched him in the head several times, causing a visible injury to the stepfather, according to the Rock Hill police report. The stepson reportedly fled from the area after the assault, and officers were unable to locate him after they arrived on scene. A short time later, police were called back to the Rockwood Drive home when the stepson returned, and officers reportedly found him hiding behind his bedroom door. The man was charged with third-degree assault and battery, and was transported to the Rock Hill city jail. SMH…was it really that serious???

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Florida Crazies: Man Brutally Beats His Stepfather For Spilling His Cup Of Kool-Aid

Miranda Kerr Singing in Japanese for Lots of Money of the Day

Miranda Kerr got paid big to do this ad in Japan…where she’s singing in Japanese, a fetish of mine cuz I love hearing bitchs speak in other languages…ideally to my dick… I guess she’s big in Japan…and it turns out that I am also big in Japan…but only cuz I am big everywhere I go…thanks to an eating disorder and slow metabolism…. Like Miranda Kerr, I’d like to Japanese famous…cuz Japan is a fucking mind trip on all fronts that makes north america look like hell… Sure hanging with top models, holding their purses when they speak Japanese like little sluts would be more fun, even if she’s got a kid….I can handle if a pussy is slightly used and abused….I am the stepfather after all….no matter how disgusting it may be….you know she’s getting paid huge money to do this stupid commercial that I find pornographic…money I would spend on some japanesee sex clubs in the school girl fetish room Here’s the behind the scenes…. Ok…so this post wasn’t that hot…to all of you…except me and my foreign language fetish….thinking of all the dirty talk I can’t understand when fucking her…so here’s some pics of her….cuz that’s what matters…

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Miranda Kerr Singing in Japanese for Lots of Money of the Day