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Kim Kardashian Knows How To Fill Out A Dress

Posted on September 21, 2010 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Saying Kim Kardashian knows how to fill out a tight dress is like saying the stitches on her jeans are working hard…. No sh#t!! The girl’s got curves everywhere, even her curves have curves. I love it. Here she is stuffed nicely into an amazing tight white dress while heading out to dinner with some dude dressed as Liza Minnelli. I have no idea what she’s doing, but her big ass looks awesome. I want to bounce testicles off that thing.

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Amanda Seyfried’s My New Internet Girlfriend

Posted on April 16, 2010 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Here’s one of my new favorite hotties Amanda Seyfried taking her sad looking dog for a walk the other day. Poor dog must be so embarrassed wearing that retard cone, there’s got to be a better way to keep them from biting their stitches, like making the stitches electronically charged so that if he bites them he gets zapped. I guess that’s considered cruel, but it’s just a first draft. I know it worked for me with my chronic masturbation. Anyhow, the good news is that Amanda looks pretty cute so who gives a crap about the dog. Enjoy.

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