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Brittany Daniel 38 and in a Bikini of the Day

Brittany Daniel is 38, but when she was 11, she was a Doublemint Twin, because she had parents who were smart enough to exploit the fuck out of their freak of uterus situation…enterprising. That lead to a very important career in shows like Sweet Valley High and that’s pretty much it – she hasn’t worked since…except for the other day when some random pervert found her on instagram because he remembered jerking off to her in the 90s…that or he read recent reports about her battling cancer since 2011…only of find that she’s working it on instagram and at 38…this bitch still has it going on.. Someone needs to give her a second chance at least at a sex tape because I am a fan..and that should be enough reason for anyone to invest in her.

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Brittany Daniel 38 and in a Bikini of the Day

Hannah Davis in a Bikini Catalog of the Day

Luli Fama is some bikini company I’ve never heard of…but like all bikini companies, their catalogs fucking suck… Sure they get models who are either hot, trashy, over-hyped, but ultimately, who look good in a bikini, and we all like looking at girls in bikinis, but they do it in the most generic and uninspired way. I don’t have the answers and I can’t tell you how they could do this better, if I did, I would be in advertising, I just know Hannah Davis, who is some 24 year old, young model who was just in Sports Illustrated…born and raised in the Virgin Islands…in a bikini…doesn’t seem all that interesting…despite being half naked….where is the fucking concept LULI fame…you suck

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Hannah Davis in a Bikini Catalog of the Day

Isabelli Fontana for Morena Rosa Beach of the Day

Isabelli Fontana is some old Brazilian model who has been in the game for a long time….her most important work being lingerie modelling for Victoria’s Secret at 16, letting the world know Victoria’s Secret, the evil empire, is built on perversion, no matter how hard they photoshop out the nipples and pussy definition in their catalogs for their Christians…. Here she is at 30, still looking good, even though she’s a mom and 30…modelling bikinis…

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Isabelli Fontana for Morena Rosa Beach of the Day

Isabelli Fontana for Morena Rosa Beach of the Day

Isabelli Fontana is some old Brazilian model who has been in the game for a long time….her most important work being lingerie modelling for Victoria’s Secret at 16, letting the world know Victoria’s Secret, the evil empire, is built on perversion, no matter how hard they photoshop out the nipples and pussy definition in their catalogs for their Christians…. Here she is at 30, still looking good, even though she’s a mom and 30…modelling bikinis…

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RIP Motherfucker the Davy Jones Edition of the Day

So Davy Jones from The Monkees….a made for TV pop band that made hit songs because TV is so influential on the world….He was 66, they don’t know the cause of death…but the real concern isn’t how or why he died…but whether the public will treat him with the same respect they treated Whitney….you know he’s been in the game since the 60s, he’s got hits, I want a televised funeral, I want people crying about this on FB for weeks, I want flags at half fucking mast…cuz I’m a believer…in fairness…. Here’s his last performance a couple days ago, pre death if you were wondering… RIP Motherfucker….now back to tits…

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RIP Motherfucker the Davy Jones Edition of the Day

Victoria’s Secret’s “Very Sexy” Collection of the Day

Calling a collection “Very Sexy”….pretty bold when the pictures are hardly sexy….but just more of the same recycled crap that Victoria’s Secret seems to produce on the regular…because they are corporate america…a 9 billion dollar industry that can’t push the boundaries of sexy….they are just on the fence…enough skin that husbands can jerk off to their catalogs…I mean at least the good Christian husbands who don’t have the internet…since any dude in his right mind would turn to porn, even if it is the devil’s work, instead of this…even if it is everything wrong in America….uninspired crap… The good news, is they hire, recruit, kidnap, brainwash hot models…who I’d rather see more naked…and who I’ve seen more naked for other gigs…and unfortunatley, that’s good enough for me.

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Victoria’s Secret’s “Very Sexy” Collection of the Day