Shay Mitchell is an Ethnically ambiguous actress from Canada, who has clearly won at life so far, because she’s in bikinis for her social media attention, while I’m locked in a fucking ice box of hell, not that I’d ever compare anyone to me to demonstrate winning, because even the homeless man down the street who throws his feces at people, is better off than me…but I guess what I am saying is…at least she’s not in Canada..and it is all thanks to being on a very popular tween show…with millions of followers…putting her theoretically at the top of her game…and the good news is that it can all come crashing down, real fucking fast, because fans aren’t loyal anymore, they are too self involved and trying to be the next Shay Mitchell to bother with the actual Shay Mitchell and that moment of fame, when it all crashes, and desperation sets in makes me laugh, even knowing she’ll be fine and have many billionaire boyfriends willing to scoop her up and impregnate her.
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Shay Mitchell’s in a Bikini for Attention of the Day
