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Tulisa Contostavlos Fat Ass Bikini of the Day

Tulisa Contostavlos had a hilarious sex tape that you probably didn’t see because you don’t give a fuck about some fat nobody, but that I saw because celebrity sex tapes for attention is the whole reason this site exists…. My theory is that she was trying to put her fat ass on the map in America, where fat asses are embraced and appreciated because they are the norm, so much so tha her fat ass would probably be considered fit, even though anyone with eyes can tell she doesn’t believe in fitness….dumpy as shit…. The reality is that she sued her boyfriend for releasing it and won, even though the damage was done and I know how she sucks a black dick with passion, probably similar to the passion she has for a slice of Pizza, cuz black dick like dumpy white chicks…. For those who don’t know who she is but want to know, she’s some X-Factor judge, Cheryl Cole Replacement, Popstar who sucks from he UK who clearly likes to suck calories and not do squats…and she’s in a bikini…unfortunately…. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS FOLLOW THIS LINK

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Tulisa Contostavlos Fat Ass Bikini of the Day

Jessica Alba’s in a Bikini of the Day

I realize that the pic I posted isn’t of Jessica Alba in a bikini, but bitch is on a boat in a tube top, looking like a castaway on Survivor, crossed with some Mexican looking bitch, cuz she’s Mexican, on a fucking boat, rocking some thin shoulders, but during this trip….Jessica Alba was out in a bikini and I don’t have the rights to post the pics but I can link to them….and that is what I am going to do….and really it is probably better for me to keep 30 plus moms in bikinis off the site…cuz that’s the kind of shit, even when it is starring Jessica Alba, that shouldn’t fucking happen….there comees a time in every shredded thanks to pregnancy vagina that it needs to assume the role of middle aged mother…and that time has come for Alba…even if she’s hotter than most bitches, she’s still only a fragment of what she was….but I guess she’s still Jessica ALba…maybe I am just made cuz she blocked me on Facebook and Twitter for no reason….other than my hateful yet hilarious comments. TO SEE THE BIKINI PICS FOLLOW THIS LINK

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Jessica Alba’s in a Bikini of the Day