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Aubrey Plaza for GQ of the Day

I still don’t know who Aubrey Plaza is. I know I did a post on her yesterday, she was talking about masturbating on set or some shit, but even that wasn’t all that memorable,because these bitches are a dime a dozen, there are just so many want to be famous, who get some work, and who land some magazines…and even if they were masturbating on a porn site, spread pussy, inserting household objects in themselves, we wouldn’t bother with them, but cuz they are in a movie…or GQ..we’re supposed to think they matter… The fame game confuses me, but here’s Aubrey Plaza, luckily not Aubrey O’Day in GQ in her underwear…anyway…I think because I am just happy it’s not Aubrey O’Day…or Aubrey the rapper known as Drake.

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When is Beyonce Due?

Beyonce Knowles is due to give birth to one of the most talented babies in history in early 2012: the singer announced this weekend that she’s due in February. “[Being pregnant] already has changed my life,” Beyonce told Australia’s Sunday Night . “My husband and I have been together for 10 years, all of my twenties. I just feel like it’s time and I’m very grateful that God has blessed me with the biggest gift any human can have.” Both Jay Z and Beyonce – who just released the official video for “Countdown” – have been a tad busy over the last few years, the artist said, and they made a decision to wait to start a family until the ideal time. “I think because I’ve accomplished a lot of things for myself and I really know who I am, I didn’t rush into anything,” Knowles said. “If there’s any time, right now is the time, and I’m so happy.”

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BALLER: Soulja Boy Drops $55M on Private Jet

Either Soulja Boy is the biggest idiot of all time, or a lot smarter than people think because he even had this much to burn. Either way … wow. The rapper is dropping $55 MILLION on a PIMP ASS private jet, a member of Soulja’s management confirms. It’s a 21st birthday gift to himself. The plane alone cost $35 million, but Soulja Boy cranked out another $20 million to pimp dat ride with all sorts of cool stuff. Gotta fly in style . Also a waste of money? NHL merchandise. Happy birthday to the hip-hopper in any case. Hope he’s got a good finance guy. Because you only turn 21 once, Soulja’s also spending $300,000 to throw himself a blowout birthday party at a Miami nightclub tonight. Dwight Howard, Bow Wow, and Sean Kingston are expected to attend. [Photo: WENN.com]

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Cover Your Ears: Spencer Pratt Sings AND Raps!

Unfortunately for the music industry and society, Spencer Pratt’s hip hop aspirations fizzled because of talent and financial limitations a little over a year ago. Luckily for his 14 fans, the Great White Nope sings AND raps on a track leaked this morning. “I Get Doe” is an ode to foolz getting paid. And misspelling words. The tune was recorded in mid-2009, and like the rap song we brought you Tuesday, ” Ain’t No Thang ,” it’s beyond bad and must be heard to be believed. Spencer Pratt – I Get Doe “This is the second song I did after I’m a Celebrity… Get Me Out Of Here , and we called it I Get Doe, which is slang for money,” Spencer Pratt told Radar . Pratt goes head-to-head with both his critics and the show that launched his “career,” lambasting both with hard-hitting, racy lyrics like this opening bit: “Spencer Pratt… b!tch. I bet you think because you saw me on the TV that you know my whole life story. Let me tell you something you might not know.” “F**k what you talkin’ about, b*tch I get doe.” Amen.

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