There is a meme going around that I saw this morning of Michael Cera and Aubrey Plaza having their pic taken with a group of brown fans…where Aubrey Plaza is ashamed because she is a racist or because she had sex with Michael Cera…. This is the meme… I don’t know why it went viral…but now she’s out at an event in a see through…for the nerd fans who can’t get enough of the quirky nerd jokes this nerd icon thanks to being a nerd fucker so long as the nerd fuck she’s fucking is famous enough…. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES! The post Aubrey Plaza See Through of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
Sofiia Chuprikova is some hot chick who gets naked on the internet – with my kind of last name because it sounds like something I can mail order, or could have mail ordered if I was American and she was into that type of thing. I did some google on her and found very little, but was happy to see that she only posts on instagram once a month, and her last pic wasn’t even of her.. Because I hate these vapid girls who try to get likes, chase likes like they matter, even though you can buy them for 3 dollars…. She’s been at this instagram thing since 2015 or 2016 from my extensive research and I will assume she’s got some rich boyfriend which is a win in instagram terms…and doesn’t need to post anymore…I can assure you that she’s not out there in med school or volunteerring in orphanages or doing anything that matters instead of instagram…she’s just playing it cool… But these pics of he make me thinks she’s still out there doing things, but then again, I have no idea when they were shot…I mean Sofiia Chuprikova could even be dead from an opiate overrdose or a bad instagram date and I’m recycling old things…cuz of the tits that will live forever in cyberspace. The post Sofiia Chuprikova Topless Shoot of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
People fucking love Aubrey Plaza… I still don’t know who Aubrey Plaza is…parks and rec, I get it…quirky weird girl who creepily looks at the camera in all her movies and speaks without moving her mouth…just playing up the weird in a not very exciting way, but she’s not fat and that is more than I can say for most people in this era and she’s a legit actor, whatever that means, I mean it’s kind of a bullshit skill…that people buy into because they are too lazy to think it could all be a scam… She’s in a magazine, pants off….with what could be a cameltoe..or just weird crease…which is actually something I can relate to as most of the things I’ve had sex with could be described as a weird crease… To See The Rest of the Pics CLICK HERE The post Nerd Favorite Aubrey Plaza in Some Magazine appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
Aubrey Plaza has blocked me on all social media…so I don’t really keep track of her…bcause as you know SOCIAL MEDIA is fucking everything… She is apparently some funny girl, something I can’t stand, because I guess I am sexist in the comedy I laugh at, and feel girls aren’t meant to be funny, but instead are meant to laugh at my jokes, and by jokes I mean my dick, and by laugh I mean while trying to suck it…. She’s on TV or was on TV, I don’t bother with that shit…because it gets in the way of me staring at my wall…plus I am tired of the subliminal messages they are sending us to consume shit..my wall only tells me to spend my nights on tinder trying to get nudes…it’s my only friend in this lonely dark world…. People find her hot, or cute, or whatever…I find her dull…and I win…or maybe she wins…not because i can see her nipple skin tag…but because she’s made it in the world where people are talking about her nipple skin tag…like it matters…. The post What Could Be the Aubrey Plaza Nipple of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
For many, 2016 was not a year to remember. Just take a look at who passed away. At what sort of events befell the world. At who was elected President of the United States . But there were at least a few hundred thousand adorable reasons why 2016 wasn't so bad after all: lots of babies were born! And, according to BabyCenter.com, in descending order, these were the most popular names given to girls by their parents over the past 12 months… 19. Chloe Chloe Grace Moretz is one of the most outspoken young actresses out there. You could do worse than to name your child after her. 18. Madison Wow. We never would guessed that so many parents would be such big fans of Holly Madison. It’s a big deal to name your child after someone! 17. Adalyn There is no one famous named Adalyn. But it means “noble,” so this is a photo of John Noble. 16. Aubrey We love Aubrey Plaza! We approve of this name! 15. Madelyn We can only assume that many parents out there watch Kate Plus 8 and like Madelyn Gosselin best. 14. Emily Many options we could go with here, but Emily Blunt has a big year, with The Girl on the Train and everything. View Slideshow
Ladies who love ladies, we have some great news. Aubrey Plaza, one of our favorite girl crushes and scene stealer for seven seasons on Parks and Recreation , recently shared a secret: She’s into chicks! (And dudes!) In an interview with LGBT magazine The Advocate , Plaza talks about her sexuality. When asked if women ever come on to her, the actress gives a candid answer. “Oh, yeah. I don’t mind. I know I have an androgynous thing going on, and there’s something masculine about my energy,” she told the publication. “Girls are into me — that’s no secret. Hey, I’m into them too,” she added. “I fall in love with girls and guys. I can’t help it.” But while she proudly admits that she is a bisexual woman (or is it pansexual? I’m sorry, it’s just kinda hard to keep track), Plaza believes she’s more like a gay man. “My tastes are like an older gay man’s, and I think that’s who I really am,” she shared. “Like, I grew up obsessed with Judy Garland, and I was also obsessed with how much she meant to her following.” She goes on to say she grew up around family members who were gay, and thinks it’s in her DNA. “My family’s always been very open,” she said. “I have a gay aunt and a gay uncle, and I grew up thinking that everyone had a gay aunt or uncle,” Plaza continued. “My younger sister is a lesbian, so it’s just in my blood, I guess.” Plaza stars in the upcoming film Mike and Dave Need Wedding Dates , co-starring Anna Kendrick, Zac Efron and Adam Devine, which opens July 8. View Slideshow: 32 Bisexual Celebrities
Paramount Pictures gets an A for effort for promoting Zoolander No. 2 . Owen Wilson and Ben Stiller got into character for their press day in Rome, but instead of answering questions in some conference room, the actors made themselves part of Valentino's window display. Modeling is the essence of fashion. Fashion is the essence of art. Art is the essence of modeling. Because FULL CIRCLE. Elsewhere, Lily James and Suki Waterhouse attended the premiere of Pride + Prejudice + Zombies in London. The creator of this film gets zero points for creativity. See what else your favorite stars were up to in the slideshow below. 1. Ben Stiller and Owen Wilson Promote ‘Zoolander No. 2’ Ben Stiller and Owen Wilson surprise shoppers by posing in the windows of Valentino in Rome, Italy to promote ‘Zoolander No. 2’ on January 31st, 2016. 2. Suki Waterhouse: ‘Pride And Prejudice And Zombies’ European Premiere Suki Waterhouse attends the European premiere of ‘Pride And Prejudice And Zombies’ at Vue West End on February 1, 2016 in London, England. 3. Andy Cohen and Wacha Leave ‘Watch What Happens Live’ Andy Cohen and his dog, Wacha, leave ‘Watch What Happens Live’ in Manhattan on February 1st, 2016. 4. Christine Taylor: Rome Fan Screening of ‘Zoolander No. 2’ Christine Taylor attends the Rome Fan Screening of ‘Zoolander No. 2’ at The Space Moderno – Piazza della Repubblica on January 30, 2016. 5. Gwen Stefani Leaves a Birthday Party in LA Gwen Stefani leaves a children’s birthday party with her son Apollo Rossdale and her parents, Dennis and Patricia Stefani on January 30th, 2016. 6. Lilly Ghalichi hosts Dubai Fashion Week London ‘Shahs of Sunset’ star Lilly Ghalichi hosts Dubai Fashion Week London at Montcalm Hotel in London, England on January 31st, 2016. View Slideshow
The sexy comedian known for her wit is getting closer to showing her slit, as seen in this photo from the set of Dirty Grandpa ! Aubrey’s humor may be dry but she’s… okay we’ll stop.
People fucking love Aubrey Plaza… I still don’t know who Aubrey Plaza… But based on her bikini pics… I don’t fucking love Aubrey Plaza… She’s terribly fucking average looking, even boring looking, and her ass doesn’t inspire me… I don’t care about her work, because I’ve seen none of it…her comedy because I’ve seen none of it, or really anything about her…because I’ve seen none of it…. Allowing me to be absolutely objective, the way I am supposed to be, in my analysis of her boring bikini ass.. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Aubrey Plaza in a Bikini of the DAy appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .