Izabel Goulart is a good little Catholic Girl from Brazil…celebrating Carnivale like a good Catholic girl she is…with her tits out because they are Brazilian and more open minded sexually…and they are all a bunch of pervert exhibitionists who grew up on the beach…and this one, with her zero body fat thanks to committing her life to diet and exercise only really exists because she’s done work as a half nude model for Victoria’s Secret…so being half naked is what she’s about from a cultural standpoint to a career standpoint…to a being a woman and all women like being jerked off to standpoint…. So if you’re gonna do Carnivale, do it right….especially when you’re a woman being a woman..who likes being free, wild and most importantly…jerked off to. That concludes this analysis of Izabel Goulart’s tits celebrating and attention seeking. Here she is on the beach JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES! The post Izabel Goulart Got Them Tits Out of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
Bryan Adams may be a national icon here in Canada. He was the Celine Dion of Canadian 80s rock. From Summer of 69 to the soundtracks of some pretty shitty movies (Robin Hood)….because Everything I do a I do it for you….and really…he’s pretty fucking great…. But what I like most about him, is that despite all his success with his music…I mean he’s sold over 100,000,000 records….and since he wrote the song that probably works out to be over 100,000,000 dollars for him…in his pocket… His hobby, or passion is being a creeper model photographer for fashion magazines…as an art form…that he probably gets paid for…unlike instagram models…all while being this super fucking successful musician…making the whole thing extra cool to me…. Here’s another shoot he did for the same magazine of a model called Heather Kemesky The post Amanda Murphy and Heather Kemesky by Bryan Adams of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Here’s a little analysis without the analysis because I’m too lazy to crack jokes about bloated chipmunk LUPUS face…when you can just scroll through these screenshots or watch the below video of her insragram story – where she’s promoting some bullshit – to see that she’s got so many fucking injections in her face, she might as well call herself a Kardashian…and really she probably does when she’s at home masturbating for the Weeknd…it’s a fetish….like broken Disney kids are a fetish…. It’s no secret that girls everywhere are getting face injections, ass injections, implants…all to have instagrammable faces, bodies, etc….like a Kardashian… The Doctors injecting people with this shit must be loving the cash grab they’ve created…in what started with botox face freeze that is now weird reshaping…. I just hope the product they use causes cancer in 2-5 years and kills off all these vapid, superfical, vain pieces of shit…who aren’t hotter like this…but they think they are…with their instagram faces…. Just because everyone is doing it, doesn’t mean it’s cute…. The post An Analysis of Selena Gomez and her Face Injections of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Donald Trump may have very small hands , but he has many big, important and challenging responsibilities as President of the United States. And he didn’t see any of them coming! In an interview with Reuters meant to reflect on the first 100 days of his Presidency, Trump remarked that he sort of wishes he were NOT actually President. (Editor’s Note: This is the first time in those 100 or so days that a majority of the country agrees with Trump.) “I loved my previous life. I had so many things going,” Trump told reporters Stephen J. Adler, Jeff Mason and Steve Holland, adding: “This is more work than in my previous life. I thought it would be easier.” Such a statement does not need extra commentary or further quips; it speaks for itself. But it’s still worth noting (with eyeballs popping out of their sockets and jaws dropped violently to the floor) that Donald Trump thought being leader of the free would would be less work that hosting Celebrity Apprentice. This is somehow the least surprising and most surprising thing he’s said yet. Melania tries to stay THIS far away from me at all times. At minimum. Can you blame her?!? During this interview, Trump remained focused on his November victory over Hillary Clinton, even handing those present copies of the electoral map. “It’s pretty good, right? The red is obviously us,” Trump said of his 300-plus electoral votes. His defeat of Clinton was likely the most stunning upset in the history of American politics. Trump, meanwhile, has been famous for decades. He told Reuters that he grew accustomed to not having privacy in his “old life,” yet expressed surprise at how little of it he has now. Due to the constant presence of the Secret Service, “you’re really into your own little cocoon,” he said, lamenting that “you can’t really go anywhere.” Critics, of course, will note that this isn’t true… considering Trump has gone to his private club in Florida nearly every weekend since taking office. Still, just because Trump plays golf as frequently as possible, this doesn’t mean he has the sort of freedom he desires. “I like to drive,” he says. “I can’t drive any more.” Seriously, who dared to say during the election that Trump doesn’t know anything about sacrifice?!? But while it’s easy to joke about Trump and to shake one’s head over how in over his head the guy clearly is, the wide-ranging interview also covered the President’s meeting with the Chinese president Xi Jinping and the tense situation with North Korea. In other words: it got serious… and Trump’s take on North Korea got very scary very quickly. “There is a chance that we could end up having a major, major conflict with North Korea. Absolutely,” he said, adding of the unstable nation, which continues to test nuclear missiles: “We’d love to solve things diplomatically, but it’s very difficult.” View Slideshow: Tiny Trump: Internet Cuts President Down to Size! God help us all.
Kourtney Kardashian is frequently touted as the “real” sister in her famous family, a blessed reprieve from her plastic, pretentious siblings. If this report regarding her smoking hot Mexico photos is any indication, however, Kourt’s pristine reputation could be in serious doubt. Case in point, look at the photo above. You’re welcome. Now, once you pry your jaw back up off the table … Her Instagram followers were undoubtedly drooling over the shots of her derriere that made it to social media, but they did raise questions. Is Kourtney, who just turned 38, doctoring images of herself in light of the Kim Kardashian cellulite photos that recently leaked online? Celebrity photographer and Photoshop expert Alan Barry, quoted by venerable Internet celebrity gossip publisher Radar Online , says yes. “Her upper left back has been edited in to a perfectly straight line,” Barry explained . “Both of her butt cheeks have been heavily edited. “And badly at that.” The gorgeous mother of three, he believes, went to town on that butt (digitally) “to remove all evidence of any kind of cellulite or marks.” “I would think they would learn by now.” Whether his analysis is true or not, and regardless of whether it matters, it’s not the first time she’s been accused of such not-so-handiwork. Last year, Kourtney shared a hot tub photo in Iceland which many observers believed had also been altered to smooth out her backside. Then there was the below shot featuring herself and daughter Penelope that was live for just a few short moments before she deleted it. Why, you ask, would she – a Kardashian, and by definition an over-sharer – take down a seemingly harmless picture of herself? “Start at her waist,” Berry said. “When you come down she has altered what would be her hips down to where her hand is on one side.” “And where the child is on the other side. I don’t know what applications they’re using, but in Photoshop you would actually use the clone tool.” “There’s a jagged line. Her daughter’s face has actually been pulled over by the software. Her daughter’s head has been turned into an alien!” “If you go above her waist to the bend in her right elbow alongside her body, below her right breast, if you look at that line that would be her torso.” “That’s been played with. She had a little muffin-top thing going on there and that line has been altered extensively by trying to blur it out.” “[She tried to] shrink it because you notice on that side her body doesn’t extend out. It’s a flat, straight line from her elbow to her torso.” That’s quite the breakdown, and maybe has some merit to it, but let’s be honest, we’re willing to overlook a few photo alterations. When Kourtney Kardashian takes a trip to celebrate her 38th birthday, and posts images like this, we are the ones who should celebrate. As depicted in a number of photos and tweets from sister Kim, the sisters had a wild, crazy, borderline naked time south of the border. Are we really worried about Photoshop?! If she’s trying to sell products using bogus pics to influence fans, that would be one thing, but come on, who doesn’t edit their photos? Exactly. So call her out if you want, but that doesn’t change the fact that the gallery below is a gift from the heavens. Or at least Mexico. View Slideshow: Kourtney Kardashian Birthday Pics: Bikinis and Belfies Galore!
As you’ve likely heard by now, Farrah Abraham fought Amber Portwood in what will likely be remembered as one of the great throwdowns in the history of reality television. We’ve seen scuffles on Teen Mom before ( Farrah vs. random producer springs immediately to mind), but nothing on par with what we saw on Monday night. It all started when Farrah doubled-down on Simon Saran’s claims that Amber’s boyfriend, Matt Baier, is a pedophile . Not surprisingly, Amber didn’t take this well, and ran back out on stage to have a word with Farrah. That’s when the figurative “Just because somebody’s 20 years older than you doesn’t mean he’s a f–king pedophile,” Amber shouted. Various crew members assembled to try and prevent the scuffle from getting physical, but by that point, even they probably knew it was too late. Farrah and Amber squared off, with Farrah seemingly have no real expectation that Amber would initiate an actual fight. After all, usually it’s Farrah who’s the batsh-t one in any given situation. To her surprise, however, Amber really did take a swing … Unfortunately, she has about as much accuracy as Orlando Bloom going after Justin Bieber . We’re not saying we wanted to see Farrah get seriously hurt or anything, but seeing her get one stinging, well-received smack across the face would’ve been pretty satisfying. At least she gave us one of the all-time great reaction faces: Anyway, things quickly went from real to really real. Matt rushed out and wound up going toe-to-toe with Farrah’s dad, Michael Abraham. We’ve known for quite some time that Baier is a douche, but the way he took the situation infinitely worse by knocking a retiree to the ground made us think we’d underestimated his douchiness. Michael says Baier essentially crippled him , leaving him bedridden due to a knee injury. You can bet that Baier has a lawsuit coming his way. Fortunately, he’s been sued for paternity multiple times in the past year, so he probably knows a good lawyer. There’s so much terribleness in this three-minute span that it’s hard to pinpoint a real villain … Rather it would be, were it not for the presence of Simon Saran, who instigated the situation, then stood around and laughed while sh-t hit the fan and his girlfriend nearly got smacked. In the end, we lost a lot of respect for people we had very little respect for in the first place, but no one came off looking worse than Simon. He and Farrah deserve each other, but we still hope she kicks him to the curb ASAP. And this has been your round-by-round analysis of the bout that made Holm vs. Rousey look like amateur hour. Okay, that may be a bit of an exaggeration, but we got to see some genuine terror momentarily flash across Farrah’s face, and that is something for which we’ll forever be grateful. Watch Teen Mom online for more deplorable behavior from people who shouldn’t be anywhere near children. (Except you, Amber. You aight.)
After a long and tumultuous campaign season, the question of who will be President will finally be answered in a little over 24 hours. Either Donald Trump or Hillary Clinton will be the 45th President of the United States. That much we know. The rest is up to the voters. Let’s break down where things stand on the final day before an election unlike any other in history, and with so much at stake for America … As of Monday morning, polls show a modest but not insurmountable lead for Hillary Clinton, the baggage-laden Democratic nominee. She’s ahead of controversial Republican Donald Trump in both two-way matchups and a four-way race against Trump, Gary Johnson and Jill Stein. Aggregators of polling data agree that her lead is somewhere in the range of 2-3 percent nationally, with similarly close races statewide. Is 2-3 percent within the margin of error? Indeed, and we can guarantee you Clinton is not measuring the Oval Office drapes yet. Nevertheless, she remains a modest favorite Tuesday. A few weeks ago, a more comfortable Clinton win seemed likely, and a landslide victory even felt like something within the realm of possibility. So much for that. Clinton led in national polls consistently by 6-7 points, benefiting from three strong presidential debate performances and Trump … being Trump . The recent reopening of the FBI’s probe into Clinton’s private email server helped galvanize Trump’s base, however, and tighten the race. How much impact the FBI had – as opposed to reliably Republican voters “coming home” to the Donald as they would anyway – is unclear. It didn’t help her, however; Clinton’s once-safe lead dwindled down to toss-up territory, even as the FBI didn’t change its findings ultimately . Clinton probably never thought she’d be sweating it out at this point in her second White House bid, but she undeniably (and wisely) is. No candidate in 2012, 2008 or 2004 improved their national polling by more than two points in the two weeks prior to Election. Trump has. Still, it may not be enough to overcome his own ceiling with independents, and the Clinton campaigns superior’s organizational structure. If Clinton and Trump perform at current polling levels (or if Clinton does better than expected), she will prevail, either by a little or a lot. There are still real paths to a Trump victory, via polling errors and/or a late uprising of previously undetected support for the businessman. How favorable are his odds really, though? Predictive models at FiveThirtyEight, the Upshot ( New York Times ) and the Huffington Post all project a Clinton win … of varying degrees. The HuffPost model cites a ridiculous 1.6% chance of a Trump win, while FiveThirtyEight is more bullish, giving him once chance in three. In fairness, Trump does have a real shot. See the map above. With 270 Electoral Votes needed to win, Clinton would claim 301 – more than enough – if every state’s polling is accurate. It’s more complicated than that, however. Margins in Florida in particular are razor-thin, while Trump is gaining ground in New Hampshire. Take away their 33 combined Electoral Votes? You could be looking at President Trump. On the flip side, Clinton is competitive in 5-6 red states above, so he has no margin for error. This second map (both courtesy of Real Clear Politics) offers a better indication of the extent of both candidates leads in the polls, if any. Using only leads determined to be safe or reasonably safe, Clinton’s lead in the Electoral College shrinks to 203-164, with 171 in play. Still, Trump’s battle is more uphill than Hillary’s. North Carolina and Florida are very close – within a percent – but if she can pull out either one, it’s pretty much curtains for the Donald. How Trump does there will tell us what kind of night we’re in for, although neither is currently part of Clinton’s fabled blue state “firewall.” That’s a problem. Even if he wins both North Carolina and Florida on top of Ohio, Iowa, Georgia and Arizona, he’ll be at 259 Electoral Votes. Very close, but not quite Inaugural Address time. In that scenario, he’d have to cobble together a combination of Nevada (very possible), Colorado or New Mexico (less likely) and N.H. to win. So, unless he can outperform his polling across the nation and “steal” a Pennsylvania or Michigan (he trails in both), he will come up short. It’s just a matter of how short. In the end, we would bet on a Trump victory based on this analysis. However, we’ve also learned never to count out Donald or his supporters. Yet therein lies a central tradeoff of Trump’s candidacy – his outsider persona and populist stances widely appeal to a wide swath of the electorate. They also alienate an equally wide swath. Turning off Hispanics, women, and even traditional Republican groups in his brash run for the Republican nomination put him in a big hole. One has yet to show he can climb out of. For all of Clinton’s many flaws, and her own widespread unpopularity, she seems poised to eke this one out and make history Tuesday. Thoughts? Comments? Votes? Hit it! And the Winner is? Donald Trump Click Here To Vote for Donald Hillary Clinton Click Here To Vote for Hillary Gary Johnson Click Here To Vote for Gary Donald, Hillary or… Gary? Who has your vote to be the next President of the United States? View Poll »
Alarming news for Richard Simmons fans. The fitness guru was hospitalized on Friday after exhibiting “bizarre conduct,” reports TMZ. Someone in Simmons’ Hollywood Hills home became concerned when they noticed the odd behavior some time before midnight and called 911. Paramedics rushed to the home, performed a preliminary evaluation and determined he should be taken to the hospital for further analysis. It is unclear whether he still remains in the hospital. The concerning report comes just a few months after Simmons was thought to have been taken hostage by his housekeeper inside the mansion. Simmons had disappeared from the spotlight for an extended period of time and those close to him were concerned. However, after the report hit, he clarified to fans that he was fine and just taking a break from public appearances. “No one should be worried about me,” he reassured fans during a phone interview. “The people that surround me are wonderful people who take great care of me,” he added. “But it was time for me to take some time to be by myself.” Known for his perky personality and unstoppable energy, Simmons shot to fame in the 80s for his weight-loss programs and fitness videos, most notably his Sweatin’ to the Oldies series. “For the last 40 years I have been traveling, teaching classes, and I had a knee injury, so I had a knee replacement, which was very difficult for me,” Simmons added. “I have really just been taking it easy, staying at home, working out in my gym and doing the things I haven’t done in a very long time.” In 2014, the star reportedly fell into a deep depression following a knee injury and became uncharacteristically reclusive. We will have more as this story develops. UPDATE: Simmons has been released from the hospital, but the cause of his strange behavior is still unclear, according to TMZ. His housekeeper and longtime friend was the one who made the call Friday night. View Slideshow: 18 Totally Bizarre Celebrity Diets
Soooo he basically pulled a Matt Barnes ??? British Author Attacks Teen With Wine Bottle Over Book Review A 28-year-old British author recently pled guilty to assault for stalking and attacking a teen who gave his book a poor review. Richard Brittain reportedly drove 500 miles and tracked down 18-year-old Paige Rolland at her supermarket job for giving his self published title one-star on Amazon. Upon finding the the teen he then assaulted her with a wine bottle. The Telegraph reports: A former Countdown champion hunted down and attacked a teenager after she posted a bad review of his book online. Richard Brittain smashed a bottle of wine into Paige Rolland’s head as she stacked shelves in an Asda supermarket in Glenrothes, Scotland. He tracked the 18-year-old down online through her social media accounts after reacting badly to her analysis of his self-published title. Brittain, 28, who was crowned Countdown champion in 2006, travelled 500 miles from his home in Bedford to the Fife town. Richard Brittain tracked Paige Rolland down through her social media accounts and smashed a bottle of wine into her head. The blow from the glass bottle left her with a gash to her head for which she was treated in hospital. Yesterday, Mr Brittain pleaded guilty to assault at Glasgow Sheriff Court for the attack on October 3, 2014. In case you were wondering what the teen wrote that was so damning, a portion of the review reads; As a reader, I’m bored out of my skull and severely disappointed in what I might have paid for. As a writer (albeit an amateur one) I’m appalled that anyone would think this was worthy of money. The teen also added this bit about knowing Brittain has a history of threatening readers who don’t enjoy his work. Unfortunately, Mr. Brittain has gained a bit of infamy on Wattpad where he’s known for threatening users who don’t praise him (pray for me) and telling successfully published authors that they know nothing about the industry and are completely wrong in saying that writing rules must be followed in order to be successful. Wow, the irony! What do YOU think about this crazed author attacking the teen???
Soooo he basically pulled a Matt Barnes ??? British Author Attacks Teen With Wine Bottle Over Book Review A 28-year-old British author recently pled guilty to assault for stalking and attacking a teen who gave his book a poor review. Richard Brittain reportedly drove 500 miles and tracked down 18-year-old Paige Rolland at her supermarket job for giving his self published title one-star on Amazon. Upon finding the the teen he then assaulted her with a wine bottle. The Telegraph reports: A former Countdown champion hunted down and attacked a teenager after she posted a bad review of his book online. Richard Brittain smashed a bottle of wine into Paige Rolland’s head as she stacked shelves in an Asda supermarket in Glenrothes, Scotland. He tracked the 18-year-old down online through her social media accounts after reacting badly to her analysis of his self-published title. Brittain, 28, who was crowned Countdown champion in 2006, travelled 500 miles from his home in Bedford to the Fife town. Richard Brittain tracked Paige Rolland down through her social media accounts and smashed a bottle of wine into her head. The blow from the glass bottle left her with a gash to her head for which she was treated in hospital. Yesterday, Mr Brittain pleaded guilty to assault at Glasgow Sheriff Court for the attack on October 3, 2014. In case you were wondering what the teen wrote that was so damning, a portion of the review reads; As a reader, I’m bored out of my skull and severely disappointed in what I might have paid for. As a writer (albeit an amateur one) I’m appalled that anyone would think this was worthy of money. The teen also added this bit about knowing Brittain has a history of threatening readers who don’t enjoy his work. Unfortunately, Mr. Brittain has gained a bit of infamy on Wattpad where he’s known for threatening users who don’t praise him (pray for me) and telling successfully published authors that they know nothing about the industry and are completely wrong in saying that writing rules must be followed in order to be successful. Wow, the irony! What do YOU think about this crazed author attacking the teen???
