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Meet Hotties Raquel Leviss And Lala Kent In Their Swimsuits

I have no clue who  Raquel Leviss and Lala Kent are, but the usual rule of thumb when it comes to hot nobodies is the trashier they look, the more likely it is they’re a reality TV “star” (or porn star). And it turns out Raquel and Lala here are on Vanderpump Rules , which I don’t watch, but I’m pretty sure is the new Jersey Shore . Anyway, I’m sure these two have a very bright future of staged bikini candids, bikini yoga for the paps, and “leaked” photos ahead of them. Fingers crossed! Photos: WENN.com

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Meet Hotties Raquel Leviss And Lala Kent In Their Swimsuits

Karlie Kloss in Extra Long Jeans Campaign of the Day

Well this is some circus grade shit….I’m talking bitch on stilts doing a fucking dance…hoping for someone to either push her off to put her out of her misery, or throw a couple of quarters her way so that she can put it towards her college education so that she doesn’t need to humiliate herself on stilts….You know the kind of stilt walker working at the subway station ….only Karlie Kloss is not on stilts, these are her actual 6 foot something legs, in a pair of 40 inch inseam jeans, that have recently been launched, because thanks to hormones in the food, some girls are growing out lateral and disgusting like Kate Upton, while others are just tall skinny freaks…and as someone who loves me some long legs…I’m totally into this…as weird as it may be…because it’s not nearly as weird as other fetishes….likes being shit on, or paying girls to walk on live mice in heels….or whatever else is going on out there in this crazy internet influenced world….

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Candice Swanepoel Bikini in St Barts of the Day

Candice Swanepoel posted this bikini pic of her working her ass off in St Barts shooting for Victoria’s Secret for her million dollar a year contract that I assume involves being in a 5 star luxury villa, with staff catering to her every need, unlimited drinks and food and entertainment, to occupy her time that she’s not working, which I assume is probably most of the day, because models are slackers, virtually unemployed, but making bank, all because they look good in pictures…what a joke…..at least for the rest of us, myself not included, because this is barely a job… Candice Swanepoel is lovely as fuck. Here’s Victoria’s Secret Models and their “What is Sexy” list that I think is trying to take a cue from DOVE to empower things that are so not sexy….hearing these bitches talk is way less interesting that seeing them half naked…

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Candice Swanepoel Bikini in St Barts of the Day

Hayden Panettiere Dressed Like a Stripper of the Day

Hayden Panettiere is dressed like a stripper on her first dance…you know the slow and romantic one that sets the mood before she comes back on for her second dance and shows her vagina…you know that or the poor girl at prom who bought her dress at some discount bin at the sex shop…and really it works for me, because strippers are the only girls I can count on…you know they never say know to ten dollars to touch their titties….and the trashier Hayden Panettiere looks, the more she suits her implants, and her plastic surgery ridden mom who sucked a lot of dick to give her this life… To See the Rest of the Pics Follow this Link

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Julianne Hough Is Still Premiering That Movie

Are you getting sick of Julianne Hough yet? Me neither. Here she is at another premiere or party or whatever this is for that Rock Of Ages garbage. How many premieres can one stupid movie have? Anyhow, she’s showing off her tight body in a flashy neon yellow dress so who cares. I like it and all, but I think she needs to hang up the classy dresses and slip into the trashier ones, the ones she’d wear if she was single and trying to make someone jealous. You know the ones I’m talking about.

Julianne Hough Is Still Premiering That Movie

Are you getting sick of Julianne Hough yet? Me neither. Here she is at another premiere or party or whatever this is for that Rock Of Ages garbage. How many premieres can one stupid movie have? Anyhow, she’s showing off her tight body in a flashy neon yellow dress so who cares. I like it and all, but I think she needs to hang up the classy dresses and slip into the trashier ones, the ones she’d wear if she was single and trying to make someone jealous. You know the ones I’m talking about.