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Chanel Iman’s Model Fitness Program of the DAy

Her name is Chanel Iman, she’s some Victoria’s Secret affirmative action model, you know the black one to replace Tyra, since they haven’t really had a famous black one since Tyra, and black people wear Victoria’s Secret, probably just as much as white girls, at least according to my snap chat, because a black girl sent me 10 snap chats of her trying on bras at Victoria’s Secret, and like lazy perverts everywhere, I can’t see much more accurate research than snap chat… Either way, she’s jumped on the “hey I’m a model and I hate posting selfies, let’s find a practical application to my otherwise vapid life, oh I know, workout videos”…bandwagon on instagram….and it turns out, i like watching her workout…

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Annalynne McCord Disguises The Goods

I was kinda hoping for some hotter pictures of AnnaLynne McCord to finish off the day, but apparently there weren’t any and instead I’m stuck with these shots of her playing dress up all alone. If you’re going to put on a silly disguise at least make it something sexy, like a hooker costume or a French maid uniform, this crap just sucks. I can’t even see any cleavage. What a rip! If this is her actual clothing please disregard my previous statements.

Kate Upton Super Cute In Her Underwear

I can’t think of a better way to finish off the week than with some sexy pictures of my new favorite hottie Kate Upton trying on a bunch of bras and panties and all that goodness. I know it’s just a photoshoot, but I like to pretend that she’s doing this all for me and only me. Sure that sounds crazy, but that’s what happens when you fall in love with a woman through pictures on the internet. Should I send her pictures of myself trying on bras too or is that too much too soon? We’ll figure it out.

Katherine McPhee Trying on Clothes of the Day

I guess Katherine McPhee is at the bra store, trying on bras and I wasn’t really sure why I bothered posting this shit, because I don’t think Katherine McPhee matters, sure she had an eating disorder and that’s alway a good mentor to the kids, but assume it had more to do with it reminding me of the month I spent at the bra store in the local mall every fucking day, before being asked to stay the fuck away, because shit is pornographic, you know chicks of all ages checking each other out, grabbing at themselves, testing how much cleavage a bra gives and the whole thing was an amazing free show. It’s like the second they walked into the shit, they didn’t give a fuck about being respectable ladies, and instead were full-fledged whores. It was some safe haven they could be their true selves, which apparently wasn’t open to having visitors like me…here are the pics… Pics via Fame

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