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Jana Duggar: 13 Reasons Why … She’s Still Single?

Why is Jana Duggar single? That's a question Duggar Nation has been asking for years, and fans have not shied away from offering their two cents, and then some. Some theories are more out there than others, obviously; Jana isn't secretly a monster underneath her long dresses and skirts (we think). But regardless of why the 27-year-old remains on the market, she continues to fascinate fans because WHY IS SHE ON THE MARKET?! With Jill, Jessa and Jinger all married and Joy-Anna not far behind, the eldest Duggar daughter does her own thing. It's a little baffling. Here's a look at all the rumors or reports we've read explaining this most unlikely phenomenon, and why they're likely true (or false). 1. She’s not allowed to date because Jim Bob needs her as a surrogate mom. This theory is both the longest-running and the most likely, given that Jana has been taking care of her younger siblings for her entire life (when she was born, the show was called 3 & Counting … just kidding). In all seriousness, she’s been a key part of raising her brothers and sisters for years, and even now, can be seen taking care of her nieces and nephews (like Josh’s daughter, above). Whether or not this correlates with Jim Bob turning a blind eye to suitors, or her simply being so put-upon that she can’t consider courting, or some combination of both? That we may never know for sure, but Jana earned the nickname “Cinderella Duggar” for a reason. 2. She’s infertile. In the Duggars’ world view, a woman’s value comes solely from the amount of babies she can crank out over the course of a lifetime, so if Jana doesn’t have that ability, she may not be “desirable” for Jim Bob and Michelle in terms of finding her a partner … and as such, she might as well be put to work, dovetailing with the above theory. 3. She’s a lesbian. Unlikely … but it has been rumored before on several occasions, and scientifically at least, 1-2 of the Duggars’ 19 kids being gay is plausible, maybe even likely. Jana hasn’t shown any interest in courting, and we can’t imagine there wouldn’t be interest from young men … if she’s attracted to women, her family would never admit it, or she would never admit it to them, and she would enter into a life of servitude to Jim Bob and Michelle. A stretch, but crazier things have happened. 4. She’s not impressed … by the Quiverfull movement. One fan theory is that she’s taken a Godly path, but not the controversial one espoused by her parents. Jim Bob and Michelle have embraced the “Quiverfull” movement, which basically means “be fruitful and multiply.” Jana, the theory goes, wants to embark on a path of celibacy, like the apostle Paul recommended. A little out there, but then again these are the Duggars. Can you rule that out? 5. She’s not allowed to date until John David does, or doesn’t want to. That’s just lunacy … but it is interesting that neither of the twins have entered into a courtship. Twins are known for a bond that few others understand or share. Perhaps they’re somehow looking to be paired off at the same time? 6. She’s not settling. (Or is too picky.) Crazy notion, right? That a 27-year-old woman just hasn’t felt strongly enough about a particular person yet? She basically said this last fall, telling TLC: “I don’t know what the next five years will look like. In some ways you’ve got hopes and dreams. Maybe I’ll meet the one and get married and have kids and stuff. There have been different guys come along and ask, but they haven’t been the right one. It’s just one of those things. I’m not just out to get married to the first one who comes along.” Case closed? View Slideshow

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Kailyn Lowry Plans Post-Pregnancy Plastic Surgery: What Will She Have Done Now?

If you watch Teen Mom 2 online , then by now you’re probably already aware that Kailyn Lowry is pregnant. Of course, her third pregnancy has been featured on the show yet, but fans have turned it into their own social media soap opera that now overshadows the events of last season. Most of the online scrutiny has to do with the identity of Kailyn’s baby daddy . Fan theories range from the plausible (It’s probably Chris Lopez.) to the sublimely ridiculous. (There’s a rumor that Kailyn is pregnant by rapper Peter Gunz .) But today there’s a new Kailyn rumor making the rounds, and for once, it has nothing to do with the question of who knocked her up. According to Radar Online, L owry already has a plastic surgery session scheduled for after she gives birth. News of the appointment comes from Dr. Michael Salzhauer, aka Dr. Miami, the same surgeon who performed Kailyn’s Brazilian butt lift  back in January of 2016. “Kailyn is scheduling to have plastic surgery with me after she has this baby,” Salzhauer tells Radar. Citing doctor-patient confidentiality (which he already kinda blew by talking about the appointment at all), Salzhauer refused to go into specifics with regard to what procedures Kailyn is planning to undergo. But tellingly, he did spend a lot of time talking about the relationship between  “There is a myth that you can only have a tummy tuck once you are done having kids,” he spilled. “But it’s not really true. You can have a tummy tuck after your first kid and if you get pregnant you can have another one. The body is amazingly elastic.” So there you have it. We think it’s safe to say Kailyn will be undergoing a tummy tuck following her third pregnancy. Obviously, she’s not alone, as the majority of the stars of the Teen Mom franchise have had some sort of work done over the years. Try watching old seasons of the shows and doing a shot every time you notice a major and unnatural change in one of the girls’ appearance. Actually, don’t do that. You’ll die of alcohol poisoning before you even make it to TM2, and we don’t need that on our conscience. View Slideshow: Kailyn Lowry: Timeline of a Turbulent Teen Mom Life

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Lea Michele is a Delicate Mermaid of the Day

Gender Bending Lea Michele (see earlier gender bending post)…who I always just assumed was a man, continues the TUCK by putting on a MERMAID outfit…because boys or girls dressed like boys can’t be mermaids…you know driving the point home… Now, I know she’s probably a she, and me calling her a man is just me being an asshole, but she’s famous and rich and can take it…. I understand why this bitch is famous…She sings show tunes and gay dudes love show tunes….and she was on the gayest show on TV and gay dudes love gay shows…especially when they are teenage gay dudes, who didn’t exist when I was in High School or they’d get beat the fuck up, but who now are in abundance thanks to shows like Glee and Gaga and all the other things that make gay cool….meaning that her fame has nothing to do with her looks, or lack there of…because gay dudes fuck dudes….and think all of their fat girl friends who are “fabulous” are hot…and beautiful…. So the lesson here is finding your market…and luckily when you have some success straight dudes will want to fuck you…..because they will fuck anything…very willing to fuck ugly tail…cuz it’s better than no tail…even if it is a troll looking bitch who may have a fucking tail….so it all works out in the end…. The post Lea Michele is a Delicate Mermaid of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Kim Kardashian: Look at My Tummy Tuck!

As anyone with an Internet connection knows, Kim Kardashian is obsessed with losing weight this days. Is obsessed even a strong enough term? It’s pretty much ALL KIM TALKS ABOUT THESE DAYS. Over the past several months, she’s shared diet tips and Snapchat videos and pictures online, all while making heartfelt pleas to her fans about how she just HAS to lose 70 pounds. She HAS TO, people. She HAS TO get back to her pre-baby weight. As we’ve written many times on the subject, it’s been an awful example for Kardashian to set, as most new mothers have other things to worry about. They don’t have personal trainers or personal chefs. They don’t have a flexible schedule. They understandably have more important things to be concerned about than a few extra pounds here and there. Especially when they gained those extra pounds by MAKING A HUMAN BEING WITH THEIR BODIES. Blake Lively recently made this same great point about motherhood and weight loss. So anyway. Here we are. With Kim bragging about her tiny waist and now taking her endeavor a step further: She just underwent a tummy tuck. View Slideshow: 13 Times Kim Kardashian Suffered from Serious #FirstWorldProblems Kim visited cosmetic dermatologist Dr. Simon Ourian for the procedure, which doesn’t involve knives or needles, and was likely paid a lot by him to drop his name numerous times on social media. “You guys I’m at Dr. Ourian’s – skin tightening,” wrote Kardashian on Snapchat, adding the hashtag: “#hatehimnowlovehimlater.” Ourian – who also treats stars such as Jenna Dewan Tatum and Kim Zolciak-Beirmann – took to Instagram afterward to show the video to his followers, writing: “#skintightening #nonsurgical #tummytuck” by way of explanation. Kardashian, of course, has claimed for years that she has never undergone plastic surgery. And we guess she can stick to that story now because no incisions of any kind were used on her here. But whatever. That’s semantics. It doesn’t make this any less lame. Kardashian is once again being clueless when it comes to the rest of the world. She just got a free (don’t kid yourself, it was free) procedure done to help her lose weight because she dropped the doctor’s name to her millions of followers. Which is fine. That’s her business. View Slideshow: 18 Photos of Kim Kardashian In Red, (Tight) White And Blue But we refer you back to THIS AMAZING TAKEDOWN of Kardashian. She is not a regular mother. She does not speak for regular mothers. She lives in her own, rich and spoiled universe. We don’t even knock her for it. We just want her to do it quieter.

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Kate Set Up Jon!

Oh, we bet she thought she’d get away with it, too! The plan. The plot. The tummy tuck.

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Sherri Shepherd Refuses to Get a Breast Reduction

The slimmed-down View cohost would consider a tummy tuck but loves “my boobs”

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