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Mila Kunis Struts Her Sexy Stuff

Here’s Mila Kunis looking absolutely amazing walking the streets the other day in her tight jeans and sexy boots. Her face looks a little bloated, like mine does after a night of a dozen gin and tonics, but I can look passed it because that body is so tight. She’s so hot she even the mannequin in the red undies has got a semi. Lucky bastard. I bet he tells all his other mannequin friends he banged her. I would.

Candice Swanepoel’s Hotness In Short Shorts

I don’t know anything about True Religion jeans, but I’m willing to convert to whatever as long as supermodel Candice Swanepoel is somehow involved. I hope the ceremony consists of some adult beverages, a ton of baby oil and half a dozen or so of Candice’s supermodel lady friends. We can hold it at my place, I have one of those green baby pools with the turtle slide…. That’s how we roll around these parts.