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I don’t know anything about True Religion jeans, but I’m willing to convert to whatever as long as supermodel Candice Swanepoel is somehow involved. I hope the ceremony consists of some adult beverages, a ton of baby oil and half a dozen or so of Candice’s supermodel lady friends. We can hold it at my place, I have one of those green baby pools with the turtle slide…. That’s how we roll around these parts.