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Ava Sambora’s in a Bikini of the Day

Ava Sambora is so marketable, yet she does the instagram hooker approach to modelng….I don’t understand how that happened, or why it happened, or how she is so disconnected with the simple steps it takes to get instagram famous, something they all want…when her mom is Heather Locklear and her dad is Bon Jovi’s right hand, both who have a pile of fucking money, they can use to help her produce good quality shit.. It’s like why pull the HADID and be a respectable model, when you can just be like Brooke Hogan or fucking whoever else had money and fucking failed at making it work because she went for trashy instead of gold, even though all of it is the fucking same and equally fucking trash… I believe in Ava Sambora…she will turn this around…ideally onto all fours so I can see more of where her asshole and pussy meet…my favorite seam on any body.. The post Ava Sambora’s in a Bikini of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Natalie Portman for Some Magazine of the Day

Natalie Portman did a photoshoot for a magazine….in a bra or bikini top…or whatever the fuck she’s wearing and it’s the kind of photoshoot that could cause accidents…her fan base loyal as fuck…in part due to star wars, in part due to being Jewish and a hot Jewish girl is something Jewish guys fucking love knowing that her vagina pumps out Jewish babies, something worth more than gold, and she’s Natalie Portman, who in 1999 was the end all, be all, hub of nerd semen everywhere… So I’m not sure what this is for, why she’s on the comeback, what the deal is with Israel’s finest, but I do know she still looks good….and that’s more than I can say about myself or really anyone I’ve ever fucked. The post Natalie Portman for Some Magazine of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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