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Jesse James $500K Offer From Playgirl

Playgirl magazine has offered Jesse James $500,000 to pose nude. James, 40, was reportedly offered the deal after his alleged mistress Michelle McGee named him the ‘Vanilla Gorilla’ – and now l wants to see if he lives up to that name according Daniel Nardicio, a spokesman for the nudie mag, who spoke to Life & Style . “We’d want him to pose in a Coney Island freakshow setting. It would be a whole circus-themed shoot, complete with tattooed women and sword swallowers.” We. Do. Not. Want. To. See. This. Seriously.

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Brigitte Daguerre: Jesse James Mistress #3!

Brigitte Daguerre claims to be Jesse James’ third mistress. At the same time, she abhors the term mistress, because she says her relationship with Sandra Bullock’s husband was more of a flash in the pan than the others. That’s good to know, Brigitte Daguerre . Very good to know. A Los Angeles photographer, she says Jesse hired her in ’08 to do styling work (ha) for a West Coast Choppers photo shoot. She says the two emailed and texted each other for a year, but claims they only had sex four times before she cut it off . Melissa Smith , by contrast, says she had a two-year fling with James. She’s totally winning! Still, Daguerre has 195 text messages between her and Jesse James … Meet Brigitte Daguerre, the alleged Jesse James mistress. How many more of these women will come out of the woodwork before this fiasco ends? [Photo: TMZ] The cell phone numbers of the two of them do sync up, and not unlike the Tiger Woods text messages to Joslyn James, many of them extremely graphic in nature. In a tamer text, he says “I’ll be your monkey.” HOT! That’s how the Vanilla Gorilla rolls, though. Dude goes ape when it comes to pieces on the side, or something. Throughout the exchanges, Jesse repeatedly asks Daguerre to send pictures and set up rendezvous. In one exchange, Daguerre claimed Jesse wasn’t letting loose. He explains, “I’m texting you in secret!” Seriously, what do you want from the guy? Well, besides sex on his office couch, right Michelle McGee ? Yep, we thought so.

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Jesse James Accused of Cheating on Sandra Bullock with Michelle McGee in "Bombshell" Scandal

Tens of millions saw Sandra Bullock thank her husband, Jesse James, as she accepted her best actress Oscar for The Blind Side this month. Little did we know … She might have chosen different words had she known about his torrid 11-month affair with tattoo model Michelle McGee, which In Touch Weekly alleges today. The worst part of the scandal, if you buy it, is that McGee, who goes by the nickname “Bombshell,” says James told her he and Sandra were no longer together. “I would never have hooked up with him if I thought he was a married man,” Michelle said . “He gave me the impression they were separated.” The impression? Whatever impression he made, it was lasting. With Sandra in Atlanta shooting The Blind Side , Michelle says she had sex at least once a week with James . I s Sandra Bullock’s husband guilty of the ultimate betrayal? Far from a one-night stand, the Monster Garage star’s relationship with Michelle was McGee “intimate and highly charged.” We’re talking prolonged boinkage people. Michelle even says she called Jesse, who apparently does not wear underwear or condoms, by a special pet name, the Vanilla Gorilla, since he is so “well-endowed.” Okay, we really hope this story is made up. For Sandra’s sake, and for our own. We may need to poach the In Touch writer who came up with that for a job at THG. As for how they met, McGee said she “sent West Coast Choppers a friend request” because she hoped to snag a modeling gig there. Jesse James personally replied. From the start, it was never about business . “He started saying, ‘Do you want to hang out?’” A week after he got in touch, Michelle drove two hours from her San Diego home to West Coast Choppers in L.A. After taking Michelle on a tour, “We ended up on the couch,” she says. “He wanted to watch movies, but I asked him, ‘So what’s going on with you and Sandra?’” “He said, ‘She doesn’t live here. She has a house in Austin. She is filming, I can’t talk about it.’” Assuming he and Sandra were separated, Michelle did her thing! “We had intimate relations two or three times,” she said, and began what she calls a serious relationship, meeting up for sex at least twice a week for five weeks. Man. If this report is true, all we can say is this: Bad Vanilla Gorilla. Bad .

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Jesse James Accused of Cheating on Sandra Bullock with Michelle McGee in "Bombshell" Scandal