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Hot Ass in a Gym Creeper Video of the Day

I am not the creeper in the gym, filming all the bitches in their tight clothes, but I have been to a gym, and the only reason I was into the gym, was cuz of all the bitches in their tight clothes, who would look at me in disgust as I threw up all over the elipitical in what must have been a mild heart attack… That over a decade ago..and I don’t bother with the shit..cuz it just becomes consuming…you know girls of all ages, sweating and turning me the fuck on, making me obsessively think about hitting up their locker rooms with an awkward boner I tried hiding my whole workout I was faking but this video reminds me that I have the internet available to me and I don’t have to actually leave the house cuz I get all teh good parts emailed into me…allowing me to progressively work on being the fattest guy in town…hopefully landing a show on Oprah’s new network… Here’s some gym pussy…in video…thanks to some creep.

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Useless Sluts at a Low Level Charity Fashion Show of the Day

There’s nothing like a charity event that brings out all the biggest low level celebrities in one night…..I guess they work on a volume discount for discounted talent in volume mentality where 20 trashy idiots no one cares about or remember but who have been on TV for a minute or two…is far more cost effective than having one big name…cuz it’s a fashion show and they need models…otherwise the event would last 5 minutes…something I am sure every girl you’ve tried to get with both paid and unpaid is familiar with…. Bad jokes make the world go round…remember that…as you re-read this post for the gospel that it is. Suzanne Somers Needs a Date with her Thighmaster…. Denise Richards Lookin’ Like a Fucking Monster Eva Amuri not Showing Her Tits Even THough Her Tits are all that Matters….I mean other than her mother’s tits… Dita Von Teese cuz She really doesn’t matter, if anything she scares the fuck out of me, if anything she’s overrated, if anything Burlesque is for ugly fat chicks with little creativity, if anything I remember her lesbian porn career…if anything, it was no good. Audrina Patridge was Supposed to be in Red…But Was TOo Stupid to Figure that one out… Patti Labelle brings the stupid faces and cleavage….

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Useless Sluts at a Low Level Charity Fashion Show of the Day