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Lindsay Lohan Bikini Video of the Day

Lindsay Lohan is the kind of walking corpse pussy that if I found it on the side of the road, I would make a weekend at Bernie’s out of her…until I couldn’t take the smell anymore… I just like her that fucking much…. Whether swilling / swimming in her lace outfit with those big tits in Mykonos…with rich people she probably works it for…or being half dead, almost forgotten celebrity…who will always be lindsay Lohan… She’ll always be perfect to me…and not just at swimming and blowing her nose…but at everything… For Pics of Lindsay Lohan in a Bikini for Love and Life While Half Dead… CLICK HERE I will always love her. The post Lindsay Lohan Bikini Video of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Kelly Osbourne Funeral Ass for the Morbid Goth Pervets of the Day

Being the kind of guy who can get off to Kelly Osbourne makes you weird….you know with all the fatness that was never worth masturbating to even when it got skinny unless you’re an Ozzy fan and want some of the product of his sperm that stuck to uterus… Being the kind of guy who can get off to people at funerals makes you even weirder….you know with all the sadness and mourning death and celebrating life morbid shit… But being the kind of guy who can get off to Kelly Osbourne at a funeral makess you the weirdest….it’s up there with necrophilia…she’s the kind of girl that if you were forced to choose whether to fuck her or the corpse being mourned, you’d likely choose the corpse cuz it would likely be more pleasurable…and less traumatic…. I love having these useless conversations with myself…I don’t love this post…it is fucking depressing me….cuz I’ve had good friends die of drug overdoses, and the shit is fucked, you can’t make a person stop doing drugs, and getting that call is always horrible….even though you know it’s coming….so I’m not all bad…as unattractive as I find Klly Osbourne…I can relate to what she’s going through…see girls…I’ve got a soul…not as much as Amy Winehouse’s music that I was a huge fan of but you should still let me eat you out…

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Kelly Osbourne Funeral Ass for the Morbid Goth Pervets of the Day

Jordan Katie Price Skinny Leg Tranny with Big Tits of the Day

I was at some pool club filled with the more ravaged looking women I’ve ever seen. Most were strippers with fake tits, but with that comes girls who just hard party…serious fucking trash that looks 40 at 25, haggard as fuck, with sloppy loooking pussy stuffed into their bikini, and ridiculous fake tits on a skinny little body from all the not taking care of themselves thanks to a need for speed and other hard drugs, leaving the skin on their legs and ass all hanging off them and unhealthy, on the verge of a walking corpse, but with a serious love for house music and ridiculous dancing….and tattoos… It was on some biker looking gutter shit, that I feel Jordan Katie Price has channelled into her daily life, cuz despite all the polo matches, private jets and money, she’s just a dirty, gutter, haggard, useless and fake titted as them…she just sucked the right cock…while these girls I saw just suck any fucking cock….

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Jordan Katie Price Skinny Leg Tranny with Big Tits of the Day