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Julianne Hough Dancing With Her Brother Is Creepy

According to my sources, Julianne Hough and her dancer brother Derek are currently putting on their own dance tour, which is pretty damn creepy for a brother and sister act, if you ask me. Just watch the video if you don’t believe me. But remember, I’m a professional blogger who still lives with my mother, so pretty sure that makes me an authority on creepy. Crap. Wait. Nevermind that, ladies. If you want to get together and grind like Julianne and Derek, let me know. …OK, that was still creepy, wasn’t it? Dammit.

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Alexis Ren’s Booty Flash Is Hard Work

See? Now this is why I call  Alexis Ren one of the hardest-working Instagram models in show biz. Because while the rest of those hottie wannabes out there are taking weekends off, Alexis is hard at work 24/7. She even figured out a way to squeeze a booty flash into a skate through the parking lot. Now that’s talent!

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Hailee Steinfeld Bikini Goodness

Good news, everyone! It looks like  Hailee Steinfeld finally took my advice, and ditched those boring teen magazine photoshoots for something that might actually help her career. AKA posting bikini pictures/videos on Instagram. And I’m telling you guys, as long as Hailee keeps listening to me, we’re going to make an A-list hottie out of her in no time. I guarantee it. Next up: “accidentally” “leaking” naughty selfies to her favorite blogger. I’ll go wait by my inbox. ✌ ️ A video posted by hailee steinfeld (@haileesteinfeld) on Dec 31, 2016 at 2:30pm PST

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Martha Hunt Works The Street Good

I know there’s a lot of fake models and hot nobody wannabes out there constantly jamming up our Instagram feeds these days, so I wanted to post this latest photoshoot from Victoria’s Secret babe Martha Hunt to remind you guys what a real supermodel looks like. AKA, one who still looks smoking hot even when she’s wearing multiple layers of clothes. Let’s just hope Martha doesn’t turn this into a regular thing though. Because wearing clothes is a bad habit for any lingerie model, even a good one.

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Lily Collins Is Super Sexy In Malibu Magazine

I know I like to rag on hotties who think that just because their dad is famous and talented, that somehow instantly makes them talented too. But unlike a lot of the other rich kid wannabes out there in Hollywood, I think Lily Collins actually has something. You know, like a killer body that I’d love to put my filthy blogger mitts all over. And here she is showing it off for  Malibu Magazine . Now that’s real talent. » view all 14 photos

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Instagram Model Bella Hadid Is A Terrible Real Model

I know we’re all supposed to just accept the fact that Bella Hadid is a real model now, but I’m sorry, the only thing separating her from the rest of the Instagram wannabes out there is rich parents who can afford to buy her Harper’s Bazaar covers. I just wish they’d spent some of that money on modeling lessons or a new set of bolt-ons instead… But hey, if you like looking at an expressionless model with zero talent, here’s your girl. Enjoy. Continue reading