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Zippora Seven Titties for Fashion of the Day

Zippora Seven is some hippie model from New Zealand, who probably lives in LA now, because that’s where these kinds of beach models end up, and her claim to fame was a scandal a bunch of years back that involved her posing nude at 16 for some magazine, because that’s illegal, the 2 years between 16 and 18 make a massive difference in terms of a girl’s maturity and ability to show off her tits…that probably look identical…cuz puberty happens at 7…. Either way, with a name like Zippora, you can just assume what kind of nudist weirdos on drugs in the New Zealand countryside you’ve seen in your Lord of the Rings nerd shit…and who really cares…stare at her tits…in this random shoot.

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Zippora Seven Titties for Fashion of the Day

Emily Ratajkowski GQ Outtake of the Day

Emily Ratajkowski was in GQ and with every photoshoot that happens comes hundreds of pictures they don’t run with that are just as hot when photoshopped as the other pictures they did publish…. The magazine came out in November, the pics came out in October, it was Shot by Terry Richardson, her body looks banging, her face not as weird as usual, her Belly Button, not as OUTTY as my that exploded deli sandwich pussy I watched masturbate on webcam last night…and I’ll post and stare, even if you can find naked pics of her…vagina and all…all over the fucking internet…and even if I think she’s a little too celebrated, no matter how lovely she is, not one pussy deserves this much power..ever…but I’ll still write her love songs, cuz that’s just what I Do for the women who have worked their way into my heart by ignoring my Facebook messages…

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Emily Ratajkowski GQ Outtake of the Day