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Marion Barry Taught Him: Toronto Mayor Rob Ford Admits To Smoking Crack Rocks But Says He’s Not An Addict

Toronto Mayor Rob Ford says he smoked crack about a year ago in a “drunken stupor.” Toronto Mayor Rob Ford Admits To Smoking Crack Rocks Via The Globe & Mail reports: “Yes, I have smoked crack cocaine but … am I an addict? No. Have I tried it? Probably in one of my drunken stupors, probably approximately about a year ago,” Mr. Ford said on Tuesday. “I answered your question. You ask the question properly, I’ll answer it. Yes, I’ve made mistakes. All I can do now is apologize and move on.” As reporters tried to ask where and how often he used crack, Mr. Ford suggested he was too drunk to recall details. “You guys kept referring to alcohol, there was a couple of isolated incidents, there’s been times when I’ve been in a drunken stupor, that’s why I want to see the tape,” he said. “I want everyone in the city to see the tape. I’d like to see this tape. I don’t even recall there being a tape or a video.” Earlier in the day, two Toronto city councillors were attempting to limit Mayor Rob Ford’s powers via a notice of motion to be presented this month and debated in December. The motion, tabled by councillors John Filion and Paul Ainslie, sets the stage for a showdown at the December council meeting. It asks that city council suspend the mayor’s power to appoint and dismiss the deputy mayor and standing committee chairs. It would remove the mayor’s ability to shuffle the members of his executive committee and hand that power over to city council at large. The motion cites the police documents and investigations revealed last week as the motivation to strip the mayor of his ability to pick and choose his executive committee. “It appears that a majority of members of council and a significant number of members of the executive committee have expressed serious concerns about the mayor’s ability to lead the city government at this time,” the motion reads. “He’s got to step aside. Take a break. Get some help,” says Councillor Paula Fletcher. 305 to his city. Drugs are very bad m’kay! Continue reading →

What The Hell??? Hacker Sugically Implants HUGE Electronic Chip Into His Arm To Become A Human Robot [Photo]

Just when we thought we’d seen it all… Man Implants Electronic Chip Into His Arm To Become A Robot A Pittsburgh man has taken his quest to achieve his childhood dreams of becoming a robot a little too far. via Fox News Kids, don’t try this at home: A self-described “biohacker” had a big electronic chip almost as large as a deck of cards inserted beneath the skin of his arm. Without a doctor’s help. And without anesthetics. Tim Cannon is a software developer from Pittsburgh and one of the developers at Grindhouse Wetware. The device Cannon had inserted into his arm is a Circadia 1.0, a battery-powered implant that can record data from Cannon’s body and transmit it to his Android mobile device. Because no board-certified surgeon would perform the operation, Cannon turned to a DIY team that included a piercing and tattoo specialist who used ice to quell the pain of the procedure. Now that the device is inserted and functioning, Cannon is one step closer to achieving a childhood dream. “Ever since I was a kid, I’ve been telling people that I want to be a robot,” Cannon told The Verge. “These days, that doesn’t seem so impossible anymore.” The Circadia chip isn’t particularly advanced: All it does is record Cannon’s body temperature and transmit it to his cellphone over a Bluetooth connection. We have no words. Continue reading →

Most Interesting Man In The World: 80-Year-Old Man Survives After Falling Off A Cliff While Fighting A Bear

Realest ninja alive ! Man Survives After Falling Off A Cliff While Fighting A Bear Via TIME reports: In the battle of man vs. bear, man has triumphed–well, sort of. The Guardian reports that Yusuf Alchagirov, an 80-year-old Russian shepherd, was minding his own business in a raspberry field when he was attacked by a large, hungry bear. Rather than let the predator get the best of him, Alchagirov counter-attacked. Despite his age, the octogenarian managed to knock the bear off-balance with a flurry of kicks and headbutts. Unfortunately, this beating failed to phase the furry attacker and the bear responded by knocking the shepherd off a nearby cliff. According to the Guardian, Alchagirov was hospitalised with “bruises, bite wounds and four broken ribs,” but avoided a potentially lethal mauling. Alchagirov may have survived his encounter, but experts generally advise against fighting back during a bear attack. If you are approached aggressively by a brown bear — a common species of bear in the region — Mother Nature Network suggests playing dead as the bear is ”likely trying to neutralize you as a threat.” However, Alchagirov is positive that it’s his aggressiveness that saved his life. ”I got off easy. It would have killed me if I’d chickened out,” said the shepherd. Newsfeed Continue reading →

Most Interesting Man In The World: 80-Year-Old Man Survives After Falling Off A Cliff While Fighting A Bear

Realest ninja alive ! Man Survives After Falling Off A Cliff While Fighting A Bear Via TIME reports: In the battle of man vs. bear, man has triumphed–well, sort of. The Guardian reports that Yusuf Alchagirov, an 80-year-old Russian shepherd, was minding his own business in a raspberry field when he was attacked by a large, hungry bear. Rather than let the predator get the best of him, Alchagirov counter-attacked. Despite his age, the octogenarian managed to knock the bear off-balance with a flurry of kicks and headbutts. Unfortunately, this beating failed to phase the furry attacker and the bear responded by knocking the shepherd off a nearby cliff. According to the Guardian, Alchagirov was hospitalised with “bruises, bite wounds and four broken ribs,” but avoided a potentially lethal mauling. Alchagirov may have survived his encounter, but experts generally advise against fighting back during a bear attack. If you are approached aggressively by a brown bear — a common species of bear in the region — Mother Nature Network suggests playing dead as the bear is ”likely trying to neutralize you as a threat.” However, Alchagirov is positive that it’s his aggressiveness that saved his life. ”I got off easy. It would have killed me if I’d chickened out,” said the shepherd. Newsfeed Continue reading →

Sad News: 5-Year-Old Girl Dies After Being Hit By Car While Out Trick-Or-Treating

So sad… 5-Year-Old Girl Dies After Being Hit By Car On Halloween Night A night of Halloween trick-or-treating ended in tragedy for one Houston family when a 5-year-old girl was fatally struck by a car while running ahead with her candy. via Fox News Houston police say a 5-year-old girl who was out trick-or-treating has died after darting into a street and being struck by a vehicle. Police on Friday did not immediately release the name of the child. Investigators say the girl apparently ran ahead of some family members Thursday night and stepped into the path of the vehicle. The girl was carrying Halloween candy that was scattered across the road after the accident, The Houston Chronicle reported. Houston police say the driver, described as a man in his 70s, remained at the scene following the accident. He reportedly did not appear intoxicated. The girl was transported to a hospital where she was pronounced dead. This is terribly sad. Our condolences go out to this angel’s family. Shuttesrtock

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LAX Shooter Described Himself As “Pissed Off Patriot” Who Wanted To “Kill TSA And Pigs” For Violating His Civil Rights!

New news about the tragic and terrifying shooting at LAX yesterday LAX Shooter Claims He Wanted To “Kill TSA And Pigs” Yesterday , the nation stood in shock as news broke that a maniac shooter armed with an AR-15 assault rifle had opened fire inside of LAX. Today, the shooter has been identified and details about his possible motive have emerged Via NYPost The New Jersey native who killed a TSA agent and wounded five people in a wild Los Angeles airport shootup left a note describing himself online as a “pissed off patriot” angry that airport searches violate his rights. Paul Ciancia, 23, walked into a packed Los Angeles International Airport terminal Friday morning wearing fatigues and carrying an AR-15 assault rifle and about 150 rounds of ammunition. He started picking off Transportation Security Administration agents — sending hundreds of terrified air travelers fleeing for safety. Ciancia wrote in his note that he “wanted to kill TSA and pigs,” and was disappointed with the government, but did not want to hurt civilians, according to reports. He signed it with the letters “NWO,” an apparent reference to an anti-government group called “New World Order,” according to the Daily Mail. Apparently, authorities got wind of a potential problem with Ciancia just prior to his shooting rampage. Ciancia, of Pennsville, NJ, just south of Philadelphia, sent his younger brother a suicidal text message early Friday that prompted worried relatives to contact police. Pennsville cops reached out to LA police asking them to do a welfare check on Ciancia. But Ciancia wasn’t home when cops got to his apartment. Ciancia was shot four times during his airport gun battle, and is hospitalized in critical condition. The Ciancia family said the 23-year-old had no mental health issues, according to Philly.com. People who knew Ciancia said they were shocked that he was the alleged gunman. Ciancia’s former roommate in Los Angeles, James Mincey, said he appeared to be unemployed but never showed any disturbing qualities, such as a fascination with guns. He spoke to Ciancia last week. “He said he was going back to Jersey, going to work for his dad, and making amends with family problems … and spending holidays with his family,” Mincey told KABC-TV. The only place we want this azzhole spending time now is in the hospital and in a prison cell. Image via YouTube

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Funniest Tweets From NBA’s Opening Night

The 2013-2014 NBA season kicked off last night with LeBron’s Championship Heat spoiling Derrick Rose’s comeback and the Kobe-less Lakers shocking the Clippers (and the world). Overall, it was an exciting return of America’s second favorite pro sport filled with mindless banter and hilarious tweets. Here are the funniest tweets from the NBA’s opening night. Take a look. Continue reading →

FDB! Colorado Man Converts $500,000 Into Gold And Throws It In Dumpster To Prevent Wife From Getting It In Divorce!

He must have REALLY hated his wife , damn… Colorado Man Throws $500,000 In Gold In Garbage To Keep It From Wife In Divorce Via Gazette A fortune in gold, gleefully chucked into a Colorado Springs trash bin? That’s the claim of Earl Ray Jones, a Teller County man who says he converted $500,000 in life savings into gold in May and then threw it away – all to prevent his wife of 25 years from seeing a nickel in their pending divorce. “Damn right I did,” the 52-year-old former defense contractor huffed at a July deposition by the woman’s stunned divorce attorney, John-Paul Lyle of Colorado Springs. In his sworn interview, Jones said he consigned the treasure to a Dumpster behind a Colorado Springs motel, according to a transcript obtained by The Gazette. Bank records supplied by Jones prove that the money was converted to gold through a Phoenix, Ariz. precious metals dealer, lending credence to the hard-to-swallow tale, Lyle said. “We say that when people are divorcing, they enter a state of temporary insanity,” he said. “But on a scale of 1 to 10, this is my 10.” Whether the gold was actually tossed has yet to be established. Jones claimed during the deposition there were no witnesses and that he took no steps to document the disposal. Sir, really???? Jones is facing a Nov. 4 sentencing in Teller County for menacing after he beat up his wife and held her captive in their Divide home during a March fight over finances. April Jones filed for divorce three weeks after the assault. Facing the loss of his government security clearance, Jones resigned his $82,000-a-year job at Exelis, a Colorado Springs contractor, court records show. He has been held at the Teller County jail pending sentencing since his conviction at a September trial, court records show. His estranged wife was left “destitute” by the marriage’s breakup and is living with a relative in Virginia, Lyle said. A former teacher, she is unable to work because of the lingering effects of her injuries, including a diagnosis of post-concussion syndrome. People ain’t S#!T! Jones first made his claim that he disposed of savings at a June divorce hearing in which El Paso County Magistrate D. Denise Peacock ordered that he pay his estranged wife $3,000 a month – money the woman hasn’t received. At the sworn deposition in July, Jones said he threw the gold – a mix of coins and gold bars – into a trash bin at Value Place, 5555 Airport Road, a weekly rate motel that Jones called home after vacating the couple’s Divide home. There are probably some garbage men in Colorado digging through that landfill as we speak! Image via Shutterstock

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So Sad: Texas Man Dies In Car Crash Rushing To Hospital After Sister’s Suicide

How much tragedy can one family endure ?! Man Dies In Car Crash Rushing To Hospital After Sister’s Suicide Via NewsOne reports: Brenda Tucker, 21, and her brother Ricky Tucker, 20, were at the Texas Bar & Grill in Detroit, Michigan early Sunday when Brenda, who was suffering from depression, shot herself in the chest. An ambulance was called and as Ricky raced behind it to the hospital, he was struck and killed by an SUV. They were both pronounced dead at St. John Hospital. “She grabbed a gun, and I took it away from her head,” said their Uncle Eddie Falbo. “Others were talking to her. I came out the door and heard, ‘pop.’ It was terrible. There were about eight to 10 people in the bar — everyone heard it.” Detroit police spokeswoman Kelly Miner said Ricky Tucker crossed the center line when his car collided with the SUV. The other driver, who suffered minor injuries, was treated and released. “It’s just one disaster after another for this poor family,” said Regina Holman, the owner of the bar. “I can’t imagine what it’s going to be like to bury two children.” This is the third death in their family in six months, according to Falbo. “The boy — the one who just died — killed his step-dad. They were shooting back and forth, and he killed him in self-defense,” Falbo said. “The police let him right out of jail, because [his step-father] was shooting at him. “Three people in one family killed in six months,” Falbo said. “These kids’ mother is going through hell.” Please keep this entire family in your thoughts and prayers! Continue reading →

People Ain’t Isht: Staff Abandons Sick And Elderly Residents At Nursing Home Because They Weren’t Being Paid Enough

Poor old people … Staff Abandons Elderly Residents At Nursing Home Via Gawker reports: According to KTVU , the California Department of Social Services shut down the Valley Manor Residential Care facility on Oct. 24 to “protect the health and safety of the clients in care.” The employees, knowing they wouldn’t be paid any wages from that point forward, walked off the job, leaving behind 14 residents, including several who were bedridden. One cook, one janitor, and one caregiver stayed behind without pay because they “felt bad for the patients.” An overwhelmed member of the skeleton crew called 911 on Saturday and sheriff’s deputies found the 14 patients “virtually alone” and in “filthy conditions.” According to a spokesperson for the Department of Social Services, “The indication was that staff was going to be there to operate the facility throughout the weekend, while the licensee found other places for the residents.” Because most of the staff walked away, this did not happen. The facility’s shutdown was probably not a surprise for those who had interacted with Valley Manor. A review on caring.com that claimed to be written by a patient was published in September: “Check the public record for reasons this place has been fined several times for several things. The owner is not permitted on the property. Please keep looking. We have no nurses and the food is not conducive to balanced nutrition or diabetic needs.” All patients were removed by ambulance to other care centers and none seemed to be suffering additional health problems due to the abandonment. Officials are now searching for the owners of the facilities and a criminal investigation is being conducted. Does anyone actually think that, prior to walking off, those employees were “caring” for those patients?

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