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Re-Cuffing Season: Man Begs Wife to Forgive His Dirty Dog Ways On FB – Says She’ll Take Him Back After 10,000 Likes

Looks like that new Drake album is already getting exes in their feelings! Meet Ivan Lewis, Facebook philosopher and selfie-enthusiast with high hopes that a very public mea culpa will be enough for his wife to take him back. We’ve seen how seriously some people take Facebook posts , so maybe he has a shot. Apparently Lewis ran around on his wife with (by his own admission) a very unattractive woman, causing the couple to split two years ago. Well, after time apart and likely a few drunken, late night Aubrey Graham listening sessions , Lewis suddenly woke up and realized he needed to put their chubby lumpkins love back together. Right on schedule for cuffing season, Lewis re-proposed, apologized for running around with sleazes, and declared that he’s changed his whole life before finally posting a handwritten note admitting the affair, with the caption “Sonya Gore said I got to get 10,000 before she take me back.” Spelling and syntax aside, this is kind of sweet…right? He’s already got nearly 3,000 likes, so best of luck to him and his lady. What do you think? Will you help mend their relationship with an FB like? Would a public humiliation apology via social media be enough for you take a cheating spouse back? Continue reading →

Update: British Muslim Woman AKA “The White Widow” May Have Been Killed In Terrorist Attack In Kenya

This white widow story just keeps getting crazier. The White Widow May Have Been Killed In Terrorist Attack In Kenya Officials believe “the white widow” who is a prime suspect in the terrorist attack on a Kenyan shopping mall, may have been one of the three Islamist extremists killed. According to Mail Online ‘White widow’ Samantha Lewthwaite may have been killed during the Nairobi siege. As attempts to flush the remaining militants out of a Kenyan shopping centre continued, officials said three Islamist extremists had died during attempts to free their hostages. Insiders said one was a white woman – adding weight to the theory that Lewthwaite, the fugitive widow of 7/7 bomber Jermaine Lindsay, was behind the attack that has left 62 dead and 170 injured. Downing Street said at least six of the dead are British and warned there was ‘potential for further bad news’. Samantha Lewthwaite converted to Islam as a young woman and married a man who went on to be a 7/7 London suicide bomber. She has become a key figure in the terror group behind this weekend’s attack. The so-called ‘White Widow’, who is the world’s most wanted woman, has been on the run in East Africa after police foiled a Christmas bomb plot against Western tourists in the coastal resort of Mombasa in 2011. A report from the Reuters news agency said three sources – one intelligence officer and two soldiers – had confirmed that a white woman was among the fallen terrorists. Police are exploring whether she could be a hostage dressed in one of the terrorist’s clothes, but the Foreign Office is also examining Muslim convert Lewthwaite’s links to the massacre. The 29-year-old mother of four, from the Home Counties, is now a leading figure in Al Shabaab – the terror group that has claimed responsibility for the killings in the Israeli-owned Westgate shopping centre. Police believe she is the one of the group’s main financiers and bomb-making tutors. However, sources admit they still do not know the full extent of her involvement in the attack in Nairobi. Nevertheless, a senior Kenyan anti-terror officer yesterday claimed: ‘We believe she was commanding the operation but her fate is not yet known. It is understood she was a sniper also.’ The Mail revealed yesterday that soldiers say they saw a white woman in a veil shouting orders to gunmen in Arabic, while a Twitter account purporting to represent Al Shabaab claimed responsibility for the atrocity and praised Lewthwaite, from Aylesbury, Buckinghamshire, as ‘a brave lady’. It’s a damn shame people can’t go to a mall and shop without being murdered. If she was killed, it still doesn’t bring back the lives of those who were lost during this unnecessary tragedy. Continue reading →

The Swirl: NBA Baller Blake Griffin Secretly Knocks Up NFL Player Matt Leinart’s Baby Mama Brynn Cameron

She gets around, eh ? Blake Griffin Has A Baby With Matt Leinart’s Baby Mama Via TMZ reports: Former USC basketball star Brynn Cameron has an eye for athletic sperm. You may recall she had a baby with NFL QB Matt Leinart. Well guess whose baby she just had … that would be Clippers superstar Blake Griffin! TMZ has learned … Brynn and Blake are now the proud parents of Ford Wilson Cameron-Griffin, who was born August 1st. The birth certificate lists Brynn as the mother and Blake Austin Griffin as the daddy. As for the child she had with her baby daddy Matt, 6-year-old Cole lives primarily with her and we’re told she’s getting a boatload of child support — we know she was getting $15k a month. Brynn and Blake were dating, and apparently it went well for a while — or for at least one night. And, we just found out … Brynn and Blake are NO LONGER TOGETHER. Let’s just say … in the baby daddy sweepstakes, Brynn is a Hall of Famer. We will never understand women that screw all these famous guys and keep getting passed around. Can’t they find other women to bang? Who is the next baller to knock up this “ambitious” scallywag? Congrats to both the Eskimo brothers! TMZ

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Was She Robbed? Funniest, Wildest & Most Controversial Twitter Reactions To Kerry Washington’s Emmy Snub

Aside from the help in the back, there were only 3 (or 7) Blacks at this year’s very white Emmy Awards with Kerry Washington being the ONLY reason why Black America tuned in. Nominated for her provocative role as “Olivia Pope”–high-powered “fixer”/sophisticated side chick–on “Scandal,” Kerry would’ve been the first Black actress to ever win Best Actress in a Drama but lost to Claire Danes (“Homeland”) and, as always, Black Twitter exploded. Here are the funniest, wildest and craziest Twitter reactions to Kerry’s scandalous Emmy snub. Take a look. Continue reading →

Athletes & Hoes: Baltimore Ravens Baller Jacoby Jones “Bleeding Everywhere” After Skripper Busts His Head With Champagne Bottle!

To the white meat?!?! Baltimore Ravens’ Jacoby Jones Hit In The Head With Champagne Bottle By Private Dancer According to TMZ reports : Baltimore Ravens wide receiver Jacoby Jones was hurt early this morning after a brawl erupted on a party bus filled with his Ravens teammates … TMZ has learned. It happened after a night of partying in Washington D.C. celebrating Bryant McKinnie’s birthday. There always seems to be some shady shenanigans surround Bryant McKinnie … Sources at the scene tell us … at about 3 AM, as people were leaving Opera Ultra Lounge, people on the bus began fighting. In addition to teammates, we’re told at least one stripper was on board. One eyewitness tells us he saw a bottle being swung at Jacoby Jones — it connected with his head and hurt him. We’re told an ambulance was called “for a bleeding male” but he was not taken to the hospital. Our sources say a stripper named Sweet Pea is the one who hit Jacoby with a gigantic Ace of Spades bottle and this may have triggered the brawl. We’re told the bottle smashed over his head and he was “bleeding everywhere.” We’re told Jacoby’s friends tried to retaliate against Sweet Pea but Bryant McKinnie tried to stop him, and a fight broke out between the friend and Bryant. More details are sure to emerge about what exactly caused this brawl, but maybe someone tried to short Sweet Pea a couple of hard-twerked dollars. Hold ya head Jacoby… Image via USAToday Sports Continue reading →

Ho Sit Down: Ohio Mom Convicted Of Cooking Baby In The Microwave Wants A New Trial

So the baby climbed in the microwave by herself? Mom Convicted Of Microwaving Baby Wants New Trial China Arnold, 33, the Ohio mother serving a life sentence for murdering her 28-day old daughter by placing her in a microwave to cook her in August 2005, is seeking a new trial, which would be her fourth in this case, reports CBS News . Via NewsOne reports: Arnold’s defense attorney, Christopher Thompson, argued that multiple errors were made in her previous trials and she should receive another one without the death penalty as an option. Read more from CBS: Arnold, 33, was already tried three times, with the death penalty a possibility each time, in the murder of her daughter, Paris Talley. Her first trial in February 2008 ended in a mistrial and her second trial ended in September 2008 when she was found guilty but the jury could not decide on the death penalty. Montgomery County Common Pleas Judge Mary Wiseman imposed a sentence of life in prison, but that decision ultimately was overturned on appeal in November 2010. Arnold’s third trial ended in May 2011 when she was sentenced to life in prison without the possibility of parole after a jury did not vote for the death penalty. As previously reported by NewsOne, Arnold’s second conviction was overturned by the Second District Court of Appeals in Dayton after the prosecution’s star witness admitted she lied when she testified that Arnold had confessed to putting her baby in the microwave. How about building a human size microwave and putting her in it. Continue reading →

Random Ridiculousness: Man Uses Foodstamps To Buy Lobster And Sushi, Has No Plans Of Getting A Job

A damn shame. Man Uses Food Stamps To Eat Lobster And Sushi This guy said phuck the people who actually work for their meals. According to Mail Online A California ‘beach bum’ has no job, surfs and drinks when he wakes up every afternoon and has no intentions of finding employment anytime in the near future – yet, he eats lobster or gourmet sushi everyday. Jason Greenslate, 29, owes his successful culinary mooching to one thing: food stamps. Greenslate recently was profiled on Fox News for a special segment about the abuses of the nation’s food stamp program. And despite mooching off American taxpayers for a living, Greenslate is remarkably unapologetic, nor does he feel any shame for abusing a system designed to help people who truly are in need. During the segment, Greenslate is seen driving expensive cars, drinking beer and grilling lobsters with his friends. Before the cookout, cameras followed Greenslate into a grocery store and watched him purchase the food with his government-issued Supplemental Nutrition Assistance Program (SNAP) card. With the card – which only needs to be renewed once a year – Greenslate is given $200 a month for food. There is no requirement that he even look for employment. Previously, there were stipulations that food stamp recipients with no family could only receive food stamps for three months every three years unless they had part time employment or were involved in a jobs program. The goal was to help people who couldn’t make ends meet, not supplement income so people could surf and drink beer. Really? Many of those types of restrictions were eliminated when President Barack Obama signed the 2009 stimulus bill, which allows people like Greenslate to abuse the system. On Thursday, Congress passed a bill that would reduce food stamp spending by five percent. Prior to the vote, Congressional leaders were shown the video featuring Greenslate. ‘You can no longer sit on your couch or ride a surfboard like Jason in California and expect the federal taxpayer to feed you,’ Congressman Tim Huelskamp said following the vote. Republicans in Congress have used Greenslate as the poster-child for the need for entitlement reform. But Democrats have cast aside that notion, claiming that he doesn’t represent the majority of the people who receive assistance. ‘I don’t give a damn about surfer dude,’ Democratic Congressman Jim McGovern said. ‘As far as I’m concerned, he can walk off the nearest pier. To suggest that he’s the face of SNAP is offensive.’ As for the Congressional vote, Greenslate noted, ‘I don’t think that one person should be the decision for 47 million people.’ SMH.

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Famous Regrets: 10 Celebs Who Had Tattoos Removed

Tats are forever unless you’re a filthy rich celebrity with thousands to blow on painful laser removal sessions like everyone on this list. Here are ten celebs who had tattoos removed. Take a look. Continue reading →

People Aint Isht: Daughters Sent To The Store By Their Mother’s Boyfriend Return Home To Find Her Shot To Death & Him Gone

Daughters Return Home From Store To Find Their Mother Dead A Brooklyn man is the prime suspect in a murder after he sent two young girls (pictured left) to the store while he was home alone with their mother (pictured right) and they returned to find her dead. via NY Daily News Two Brooklyn girls — given $8 by their mom’s former boyfriend to get food at a nearby chicken joint — returned to find their mother dead in a pool of blood, police sources said. The two daughters, 5 and 15, left their Brownsville apartment around 8:45 p.m. Wednesday and headed to Crown Fried Chicken around the corner, police sources said. When the girls got back 15 minutes later, they found a scene of unspeakable horror. Their mother, Sellis Gonzales, 46, was lying motionless on the floor. She was shot six times — three bullets to the head and three to the midsection, police sources said. Khadija, the older sister, called her grandmother in North Carolina to break the news. “My mother is on the floor covered in blood,” she told her grandmother, her voice shaking in hysterics. Cops late Thursday identified the ex-boyfriend as Eric McCormick, 40, and said they were searching for the suspect. The Gonzales family said McCormick is a cross-country truck driver who had abused his girlfriend in the past. “We know it was him,” snapped Ursula Gonzales. “This was not the first time he hurt her. He’s a control freak. He’s controlling and abusive.” The importance of taking heed to warning signs in an abusive relationship can never be stressed enough, especially when there are children involved. Our thoughts and prayers are with these young girls and the other family of this woman. Continue reading →

In White Folks News: Money Makin’ Mitt Romney TwitPics Photo Of His New Black Grandson!

Is Mitt trying to get a piece of that 47% who wouldn’t have voted for him? Mitt Romney Posts TwitPic Of Black Grandson About an hour ago, former Republican Presidential candidate Mitt Romney posted a photo of his new black grandson Kieran James Romney. Suffice to say, Twitter has responded en masse to the news that the Romney’s would have an African-American eating at their sacred table, and most of them are hilarious, irreverent, or both! Click the flip to read ‘em. Image via Twitter/AP Continue reading →