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Adele’s Grammys Tribute Missed the Point of George Michael

By turning an upbeat song into a somber ballad, the performance felt oddly off

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Adele’s Grammys Tribute Missed the Point of George Michael

50 Shades Whiter

A list of everything white in Fifty Shades Darker, the whitest movie of all time

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50 Shades Whiter

Nicki Minaj Teaches Models How to Anaconda of the Day

Nicki Minaj historically has the most ghetto fucking instagram. I guess that’s her way of pretending she’s not the whitest motherfucker in the room at every hip hop show, because this whole pretending she’s a black rapper is working for her…white girls fucking love it. But I’ve been following her for a while, the pics are always shit, the way they use it shit, and I’m like doesn’t she have a team to handle this properly… I guess she got the message, because during fashion week, she put together this video of models learning her stupid song and dance…and as someone who loves models…I totally approve of this behavior or at least of this kind of viral instagram…it’s her best work..and despite her shitty song…models trying to twerk…is magical…so this is officially the one thing of value Nicki has done in the world…

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Nicki Minaj Teaches Models How to Anaconda of the Day

How Did I Miss The Nicki Minaj Anaconda Video of the Day

I don’t like Nicki Minaj, because she’s the most irritating Lil Kim impersonator there is. I don’t really buy into her bullshit, because she came out as a black lady gaga to talk to a specific market…and now she’s a gutter hip hop slut? I mean really…she doesn’t even hide the fact that she was in acting school and went to a casting… Not that it matters that the whitest black girl, is playing a black girl, to speak to white girls… What matters is that her hyped Anaconda video dropped 2 days ago, and 19 million people have seen it…and I totally didn’t…even though I posted behind the scenes, and build up to it, because I guess build up and hype didn’t work on me, I’m too busy not caring about garbage like this…but I do like celebrating ass as much as she does…and I guess how the whole world likes celebrating ass.. I mean this is the most ass filled video ever…and worth watching….on mute… Because legit or not…the ass game is real.

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How Did I Miss The Nicki Minaj Anaconda Video of the Day

Eva Longoria In GQ Mexcio of the Day

I am gonna assume that these pics from GQ Mexico are recycled, like these massive magazines often do with their photoshoots, to maximize spending 100,000 dollars on a photoshoot, by sending it to different magazines in different languages, in different months with the same fucking pictures…and I am not just assuming that cuz that’s what all the second tier markets get stuck with…I am assuming it cuz Eva Longoria is actually a Mexican…her parents fucking raft and border tunneled it….and she was raised to become the whitest fucking mexican in the history of Mexicans…the kind of Mexican who likely hires Mexican slaves and doesn’t speak spanish to said Mexicans cuz she’s all Hollywood and too good to be Mexican….white dreams, self hatred, all things that you wouldn’t think include flying to Mexico to do Mexican photoshoots for Mexican franchises of American Magazines….even if she’s got nothing better to do.

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Eva Longoria In GQ Mexcio of the Day

Drowned by the Road of Bones

Russia’s Road of Bones proves a formidable foe for Ewan McGregor and Charley Boorman. From flooding to battling stretches of muddy terrain, it takes seven hours to move eleven miles. TUESDAY 9/8c

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Drowned by the Road of Bones

Week in Media: <br> Wolf Blitzer Boogies & Victoria’s Secret Wings

Conor Knighton explains why Kim Kardashian has “died” (for a good cause), Wolf Blitzer is no longer the whitest man alive, and what a Victoria’s Secret model wants most in the world.

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Week in Media: <br> Wolf Blitzer Boogies & Victoria’s Secret Wings

Halle Berry’s Tits in a Proper Shirt of the Day

Whether Halle Berry is the whitest black girl, or the blackest white girl, making her cum in as some Paki colored camel fucking slut who broke out of her hijab or not, she’s got great full tits. Maybe it’s one of those genetic mash-ups that’s left her the winner cuz there is no way these tits were not involved in her successes, but more importantly, there’s no way her mixed race but white upbringing wasn’t involved in her success either, cuz Hollywood studios need a black lead, but they just don’t feel like getting Star Jones or a real black chick up on the shit, and figure a black raised white will understand authority better making Halle Berry play up her blackness and paying her off in Academy Awards…but black like this is designed for white dudes to jerk off too…while real black is just heaven. I don’t know what I’m talking about, I’ve never been with a black girl because they scare me. But I think about it at least every second day even though I know their tits aren’t quite like Halle Berry’s perfection. I read National Geographic, I’ve even jerked off to that tribal shit, I know what’s up…

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Whitest Page On The Internet

Link: http://www.understandrap.com/ So I think I just stumbled onto the whitest page on the internet. It translates rap lyrics, so everyone can understand them.

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Whitest Page On The Internet

Naomi Campbell Bikini Pictures of the Day

I am a little slow on this shit, because let’s face it, 40 year old cunts in bikinis aren’t really what I live for, unless they end in 40 year old sex tapes.

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Naomi Campbell Bikini Pictures of the Day