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Justin Bieber Loses Monkey in Florida, Enrages Private Jet Company

Justin Bieber kept a private jet grounded in South Florida for eight hours yesterday while he searched for his pet monkey, according to reports. The singer, who was in Miami for Game 7 of the NBA Finals, chartered a private jet to take him home to L.A. It was supposed to take off at 11 a.m. EDT. Bieber did not show until 3 p.m., and then said he wasn’t ready to leave because he needed to retrieve his monkey from nearby West Palm Beach. Four more hours passed, and JB actually chartered a helicopter to bypass street traffic and retrieve the primate. Finally, just before 8 p.m., the plane left. It is not confirmed that the monkey made it on board with Justin. Meanwhile, back home in his Calabasas gated community, Biebs’ loser friends Lil Twist and Lil Za were terrorizing his neighborhood as usual. And we thought Paula Deen had the worst PR people ever.

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Kim Kardashian Baby Photos: What Will North West Look Like?!

Ever since Kim Kardashian’s first child came into the world through her vagina – known from this day forward as the North West passage – we have wondered: What will the spawn of Kim and Kanye West look like? Even before Thursday’s Kim Kardashian baby name reveal, insiders were reporting that she “looks just like Kim,” so that’s a good thing, probably. Maybe. It may be awhile until North West makes her public debut. Her arrival five weeks before Kim’s due date no doubt threw a wrench into the Kards’ PR machine. When the celebrity couple will release the first official pics of their bundle of joy, and how many millions they will collect for doing so, we can not say. What we can do is speculate … and compile a hilarious collection of projected images of what the Internet envisions little North West will look like. Follow the jump for UNofficial photos galore!! Which of the above projected Kimye baby pictures is your favorite? And all kidding aside, what do you think of the name North West?   I love it! So cute and different! Not the biggest fan, but it’s okay. LOL that is the dumbest baby name ever! View Poll »

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Kim Kardashian Baby Photos: What Will North West Look Like?!