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Marloes Horst for Marie Claire of the Day

Posted on April 7, 2016 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Marloes Horst is lovely… The kind of girl I would sing love songs to….with my penis…to her vagina….not that it would be that eventful because my penis is a horrible poet…has a terrible voice…and he can’t playing the piano…because he’s too busy hiding in the shell that is my fat gunt…thanks to low testosterone… It’s my birthday, I am old, I can deal with it…because I have a mouth that I can use as a stand in… Not that Marloes Horst would have any of that, she’s too fancy, in magaiznes like Marie Calire…but I still prefer her strip video…. The post Marloes Horst for Marie Claire of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Fat Magazine Fashion Tits for my Birthday of the Day

Posted on April 7, 2016 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

There is so much content being produced online that I don’t know when a magazine is a legitimate magazine, or if it is just an instagram account, or if it is just some rich guys who have too much money who want a magazine to meet bitches, it is all so saturated that it all sort of blends into each other… I can’t tell if the models are real, or maybe now that everyone is a model, we’re all models, and real is anyone in the pictures… I don’t know if it is art, or social commentary, or just a copy of something someone else is doing… I just know that any reason for tits, whether with these models: Heather Kemetsky, Zlata Semenko, Janiece Dilone, Iana Godina, Marland Backus, Sabina Lobova, Mae Bird, Othilia Simon, Sahara….Whoever the fuck that is… Is good enough for me…and I guess for every lazy mind out there double tapping on pics… Nothing matters! VIA FAT MAGAZINE The post Fat Magazine Fashion Tits for my Birthday of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Lindsay Lohan for My Birthday of the Day

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Lindsay Lohan is everything…I forget she exists most of the time, but it’s my birthday and I’ll never forget the magic that she has brought our lives…even though I generally forget Lindsay Lohan…because she’s totally uninteresting, she’s washed up, half dead, boring, and probably never going to have a comeback tour, even though all I want for her birthday is for her to star in the script I wrote based on her life….that involves her having sex with my face until I die….you know to help her win the Academy Award because I am just that talented, and that’s the line I would use to try to trick her when she’s officially hit rock bottom…and her crazy views me as the only hope she has… The post Lindsay Lohan for My Birthday of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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