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Ariel Winter’s a Slutty Xmas Elf of the Day

Ariel Winter is smearing her box on some Christmas Boxes because she’s built like the product of some Mrs Clause who got knocked up by one of Santa’s elves because Santa is a pervert into kids, not old bitches, but more importantly, he also likes a good cuckold, you know some “A black dude banged my fat wife while I jerk off”….only it’s more of watching his elf climb up in her…accidentally creating this Ariel Winter, who was raised on Cookies before being given to Hollywood… So Christmas always warms her heart, reminds her of her real parents, not the ones who sold her to the TV network, to be some dancing monkey…and it probably warms the boyfriend she’s got who mooches off her too…he gets to cash the fuck in…since she knows if she pays him off, he won’t leave her like everyone else in her life..trauma. Speaking of Xmas Sluts – Be Sure to Check My Holiday Gift Guide CLICK HERE The post Ariel Winter’s a Slutty Xmas Elf of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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Gigi Hadid’s Hairy Armpits for Xmas of the Day

Along with being a face injected, weird looking, tall girl with way too much hype around her – because her father loves fucking models and wanted a model of his own – and she grew up seeing her dad chase models – and like most daddy issues wanted to give her dad what he wanted, you know to get the attention he gave women, to be the only thing in his eye…typical girl bullshit…but at least she was tall and could pull off the scam. She’s also half arab, and along with the face injected face and the dyed hair, she’s actually a hairy little creature….who is part of some holiday campaign doing some ninja bullshit, kickboxing if you will, because nothing says Christmas like a terrorist training camp…all tactical and ready to go after the Jewish people they hate, but not before they charge them a lot of money to model for them – that she can send back to fund her terrorist camps… WILD. Edgy. Garbage. Speaking of Xmas Sluts – Be Sure to Check My Holiday Gift Guide CLICK HERE The post Gigi Hadid’s Hairy Armpits for Xmas of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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Hailey Clauson’s Slutty Christmas of the Day

Hailey Clauson is the spokesperson for some underwear company, or at least their Christmas campaign, and I guess part of promoting the brand involves posting slutty Christmas themed selfies that aren’t all that great, or exciting, really like some Vana White posing in the product, you know car show girl, instead of working the trade show floor, she’s working it, with zero creativity, zero excitement, zero effort, but I guesss you just have to get half naked to matter on social media and the world… A hipster model, who sued a Hipster leader, for slutting her out when underage…slutting herself out while of age, just to matter…interesting how that happens… Speaking of Xmas Sluts – Be Sure to Check My Holiday Gift Guide CLICK HERE The post Hailey Clauson’s Slutty Christmas of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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