It would be easy to dress as Donald Trump for Halloween. Just brush your dog, place its loose hair on your head, say really mean things about Mexicans and you’re all set. (Maybe insult some women and Muslims while you’re at it, too.) But a SEXY Donald Trump? Is this even possible? How would one pull such a costume off?!? The good people at Yandy.com have the answer in the form of its “Donna T. Rumpshaker” outfit. It costs (just?) $69.95 and it features a golden Trump-like wig, along with a red “Making America Great Again” hat and some shorts that we really hope The Donald himself never trots out for public consumption. This really should come as no surprise, considering sexy Frozen costumes were a very unfortunate thing last year and, as documented below, one can even dress as a sexy piece of corn on October 31. Still. We can’t be the only ones whose insides want to jump out of our bodies at the words “sexy” and “Donald Trump” being in the same sentence… right?
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