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DASH Dolls Season 1: What’s on Tap?

You know all there is to know about Kim Kardashian, Khloé Kardashian and Kourtney Kardashian by this point, right? We really hope you know all you want to know about  Kim Kardashian , Khloé Kardashian and Kourtney Kardashian at least. But what about the women who work for these famous sisters? What are their lives like? The new reality series DASH Dolls aims to answer this question. The employees proved on the premiere that they are far from being all work, playing quite often with each other and also with members of the opposite sex. Now, a lengthy Season 1 trailer gives us a look at more cat fights, plenty of relationship drama and the wrath of Khloe Kardashian, who says at one point “I will let someone go in two seconds.” Get a look here at the scripted action to come and then go watch DASH Dolls online via TV Fanatic if you missed the opener.

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Presenting… The Greatest Family Feud Answer in History

What a week for amazing game show answers! We didn't think it would be possible to top a Jeopardy contestant actually getting Alex Trebek to say the name Turd Ferguson during Final Jeopardy. But then Steve Harvey asked the head of a family to name the last thing he “stuck his finger in” and the man replied: “My wife.” And perhaps the best part of all? The wife in question, who fully supports her man in this clip with your basic “Good answer!” Was it really? Was “my wife” on the board? Try to contain your laughter and find out now.

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Jessica Simpson: I Wasn’t Drunk! That’s Just How I Am!

Last week, footage that appeared to show Jessica Simpson drunk while co-hosting a segment on the Home Shopping Network made the rounds online. Jessica likes to get hammered , and shilling for her fashion line for two hours on HSN is a pretty small potatoes gig at this point in her career, so no one would be shocked if she decided to have a drink or twelve to make the experience more enjoyable. Jessica Simpson: Wasted on the Home Shopping Network? But now, Simpson’s reps are firing back against rumors that she was sloshed on the air and claiming that’s just how Jessica is all the time . Her team reportedly tells TMZ that “giggling and slurring is just part of her personality” and if you watch Jessica’s entire two-hour sales pitch, you’ll see that she’s totally sober . It’s a clever move, as obviously no one is going to sit through 120 minuted of Jessica selling “sexy” gray jeans just to see if there’s a moment where she briefly appears to be sober. Frankly, we think Jessica should just own it. When Johnny Depp gave a drunk speech at the Hollywood Film Awards, you didn’t see him making any excuses for it. The dude was sh-tfaced, and we all had a good laugh and moved on.  Jessica has two kids, an out-of-work husband and a billion dollar empire to worry about. If she wants to tie one on now and then, we say go ahead! Unless those rumors about Jessica needing rehab are true, in which case, get it together, girl! View Slideshow: 35 Smoking Hot Jessica Simpson Pics

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Jessica Simpson: I Wasn’t Drunk! That’s Just How I Am!

Jessica Simpson: I Wasn’t Drunk! That’s Just How I Am!

Last week, footage that appeared to show Jessica Simpson drunk while co-hosting a segment on the Home Shopping Network made the rounds online. Jessica likes to get hammered , and shilling for her fashion line for two hours on HSN is a pretty small potatoes gig at this point in her career, so no one would be shocked if she decided to have a drink or twelve to make the experience more enjoyable. Jessica Simpson: Wasted on the Home Shopping Network? But now, Simpson’s reps are firing back against rumors that she was sloshed on the air and claiming that’s just how Jessica is all the time . Her team reportedly tells TMZ that “giggling and slurring is just part of her personality” and if you watch Jessica’s entire two-hour sales pitch, you’ll see that she’s totally sober . It’s a clever move, as obviously no one is going to sit through 120 minuted of Jessica selling “sexy” gray jeans just to see if there’s a moment where she briefly appears to be sober. Frankly, we think Jessica should just own it. When Johnny Depp gave a drunk speech at the Hollywood Film Awards, you didn’t see him making any excuses for it. The dude was sh-tfaced, and we all had a good laugh and moved on.  Jessica has two kids, an out-of-work husband and a billion dollar empire to worry about. If she wants to tie one on now and then, we say go ahead! Unless those rumors about Jessica needing rehab are true, in which case, get it together, girl! View Slideshow: 35 Smoking Hot Jessica Simpson Pics

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Sexy Donald Trump Costume: Tragically for Sale!

It would be easy to dress as Donald Trump for Halloween. Just brush your dog, place its loose hair on your head, say really mean things about Mexicans and you’re all set. (Maybe insult some women and Muslims while you’re at it, too.) But a SEXY Donald Trump? Is this even possible? How would one pull such a costume off?!? The good people at Yandy.com have the answer in the form of its “Donna T. Rumpshaker” outfit. It costs (just?) $69.95 and it features a golden Trump-like wig, along with a red “Making America Great Again” hat and some shorts that we really hope The Donald himself never trots out for public consumption. This really should come as no surprise, considering sexy Frozen costumes were a very unfortunate thing last year and, as documented below, one can even dress as a sexy piece of corn on October 31. Still. We can’t be the only ones whose insides want to jump out of our bodies at the words “sexy” and “Donald Trump” being in the same sentence… right?

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Sexy Donald Trump Costume: Tragically for Sale!

Sexy Donald Trump Costume: Tragically for Sale!

It would be easy to dress as Donald Trump for Halloween. Just brush your dog, place its loose hair on your head, say really mean things about Mexicans and you’re all set. (Maybe insult some women and Muslims while you’re at it, too.) But a SEXY Donald Trump? Is this even possible? How would one pull such a costume off?!? The good people at Yandy.com have the answer in the form of its “Donna T. Rumpshaker” outfit. It costs (just?) $69.95 and it features a golden Trump-like wig, along with a red “Making America Great Again” hat and some shorts that we really hope The Donald himself never trots out for public consumption. This really should come as no surprise, considering sexy Frozen costumes were a very unfortunate thing last year and, as documented below, one can even dress as a sexy piece of corn on October 31. Still. We can’t be the only ones whose insides want to jump out of our bodies at the words “sexy” and “Donald Trump” being in the same sentence… right?

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Sean Penn Didn’t Like Tree of Life

Translated from a French-language publication by The New Yorker ‘s Richard Brody, Sean Penn apparently has issues with Terrence Malick’s recent film: “I didn’t at all find on the screen the emotion of the script, which is the most magnificent one that I’ve ever read. A clearer and more conventional narrative would have helped the film without, in my opinion, lessening its beauty and its impact. Frankly, I’m still trying to figure out what I’m doing there and what I was supposed to add in that context! What’s more, Terry himself never managed to explain it to me clearly.” Join the club , pal. [ Le Figaro via The New Yorker ]

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