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May The Oppression Be With You: George Lucas Says He Sold Star Wars To “White Slavers”

George Lucas Says ‘Star Wars’ Was Sold To “White Slavers” Even after clocking over $1 billion at the box office worldwide in just a few days, OG Star Wars creator George Lucas ain’t feelin’ the new version of his baby. In fact, Lucas feels like the new producers just bit his whole style from the original flick and didn’t do enough to make “The Force Awakens” it’s own entity. Via NYDailyNews “They wanted to do a retro movie,” Lucas said in an interview with Charlie Rose. “I don’t like that.” “Every movie, I work very hard to make them different,” he continued. “I make them completely different, with different planets and different spaceships, to make it new.” He also called the first six movies his “kids,” saying he “sold them to white slavers that take these things and…,” before halting the remark and laughing it off, presumably thinking better of it. Now before you go and weep for Lucas and his tragically bastardized creativity, be aware that he sold Lucasfilm to Disney in 2012 for, wait for it…$4 BILLION! Boo-the-f***-hoo, George Lucas. Boo f***ing hoo. Far as the “slavers” comment, there was prolly a MUCH better choice of words considering he has a black wife and the ugly controversy surrounding black “storm trooper” John Boyega. Image via WENN

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Sexy Donald Trump Costume: Tragically for Sale!

It would be easy to dress as Donald Trump for Halloween. Just brush your dog, place its loose hair on your head, say really mean things about Mexicans and you’re all set. (Maybe insult some women and Muslims while you’re at it, too.) But a SEXY Donald Trump? Is this even possible? How would one pull such a costume off?!? The good people at Yandy.com have the answer in the form of its “Donna T. Rumpshaker” outfit. It costs (just?) $69.95 and it features a golden Trump-like wig, along with a red “Making America Great Again” hat and some shorts that we really hope The Donald himself never trots out for public consumption. This really should come as no surprise, considering sexy Frozen costumes were a very unfortunate thing last year and, as documented below, one can even dress as a sexy piece of corn on October 31. Still. We can’t be the only ones whose insides want to jump out of our bodies at the words “sexy” and “Donald Trump” being in the same sentence… right?

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Sexy Donald Trump Costume: Tragically for Sale!

Sexy Donald Trump Costume: Tragically for Sale!

It would be easy to dress as Donald Trump for Halloween. Just brush your dog, place its loose hair on your head, say really mean things about Mexicans and you’re all set. (Maybe insult some women and Muslims while you’re at it, too.) But a SEXY Donald Trump? Is this even possible? How would one pull such a costume off?!? The good people at Yandy.com have the answer in the form of its “Donna T. Rumpshaker” outfit. It costs (just?) $69.95 and it features a golden Trump-like wig, along with a red “Making America Great Again” hat and some shorts that we really hope The Donald himself never trots out for public consumption. This really should come as no surprise, considering sexy Frozen costumes were a very unfortunate thing last year and, as documented below, one can even dress as a sexy piece of corn on October 31. Still. We can’t be the only ones whose insides want to jump out of our bodies at the words “sexy” and “Donald Trump” being in the same sentence… right?

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Sexy Donald Trump Costume: Tragically for Sale!