We’re down to the final four in the NFL. On Sunday, the Baltimore Ravens do battle with the New England Patriots, while the New York Giants head to San Francisco to face the 49ers. Which teams will be featured in a Super Bowl that also includes a mostly naked David Beckham ? We break down the key categories of the first match up below… CONNECTION TO GOD : Ravens: Middle linebacker Ray Lewis is an ordained minster. Patriots: Blew away Tim Tebow and the Broncos last week, 45-10. Edge: Patriots UNIVERSITY STARTING QUARTERBACK ATTENDED : Ravens: Delaware Patriots: Michigan Edge: Ravens RECORDS BROKEN BY STARTING QUARTERBACKS : Ravens: Worst facial hair Patriots: Most touchdown passes in a single season Edge: Patriots MASCOT REPRESENTS: Ravens: The most widely distributed of all corvids Patriots: A patriotic freedom fighter Edge: Patriots TYPICAL FAN : Ravens: Unclear Patriots: Drunk Masshole Edge: Ravens THE VERDICT: The Patriots pull it out, three categories to two. Blame Joe Flacco’s Fu Manchu, as well as his poor passing ability, for the inevitable loss by the Ravens. WHO DO YOU THINK WILL WIN?
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Tale of the NFL Playoff Tape: Baltimore Ravens vs. New England Patriots