Apparently Sir Richard Branson threw a party last night and once again I wasn’t invited, not that I know the billionaire, but Audrina Patridge was there so clearly they don’t care about how talented the guests are. I suppose that if I had long tanned legs and some nice fake breasts I might higher up on the list. Anyhow, Audrina was there with a whole slew of C-list celebrities like Paris Hilton and one of the dudes from The Black Eyed Peas . That’s not a party I want to be at.
