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Sara Jean Underwood Bearded Bikini Pictures

Attack Of The Show hottie Sara Jean Underwood and I have been slowly falling in love over the internet, I know it and she knows it, so I’m torn by these pictures of her in her sexy little bikini. Obviously the fact that she’s half naked is pretty awesome, she’s perfect, but I don’t like seeing her with another man. I’m jealous. Sure this guys beard is more luxurious than mine could ever be, but I think she’d look a whole lot hotter next to a certain carpel tunnel prone blogger. Pretty please.

Audrina Patridge’s Legs Like To Party

Apparently Sir Richard Branson threw a party last night and once again I wasn’t invited, not that I know the billionaire, but Audrina Patridge was there so clearly they don’t care about how talented the guests are. I suppose that if I had long tanned legs and some nice fake breasts I might higher up on the list. Anyhow, Audrina was there with a whole slew of C-list celebrities like Paris Hilton and one of the dudes from The Black Eyed Peas . That’s not a party I want to be at.