I am proud to announce that Gawker.com has hired a new columnist: really fucking good guitar player , digital cleanser and chronic masturbator John Mayer . I know it’s true because I read it on the internet. It is tough to sympathize too much with the pampered, entitled life of a celebrity
See the article here:
How Gawker Hired John Mayer, or, An Epidemiological Case Study in Fake Celebrity ‘News’
