Minnesota to get a double dose of crazy!

Former Alaska Gov. Sarah Palin will hold a fundraiser for Rep. Michele Bachmann next month, the Minnesota Republican’s campaign announced Thursday. Palin will co-host the April 7 fundraiser with Minnesota Gov. Tim Pawlenty, former Sen. Norm Coleman (R-Minn.) and Minnesota GOP Reps. John Kline and Erik Paulsen. Donors to Bachmann’s reelection campaign can give more to attend a private reception with Palin prior to a dinner at the Minneapolis Hilton. Bachmann’s staff is also trying to organize a rally with the 2008 GOP vice presidential nominee, but has yet to settle on any specifics. Tickets will be $500.00 each. (You can read the rest of Politico’s article by clicking the title.) Just imagine paying five hundred dollars to see the Grifter from Wasilla and the Dingbat from Minnesota in the same room. I am just stunned that the circus freak show costs so much these days. I wonder if they will also trot out a bearded lady and pinhea…oh..never mind. Michele Bachman may be the only woman, this side of Orly Taitz, who can make Sarah Palin seem reasonable. What? Don’t believe me? Well then you need to take a few minutes to watch this compilation of her greatest hits courtesy of Countdown. Of course Michele Bachman is not the only politician who believes that the bright and shiny object known as Sarah Palin can attract the knuckle draggers and terminally ignorant to support their campaign. The Dr. Franken-Senator responsible for creating this monster has also humbled himself enough to beg for her support . Former Republican vice presidential nominee and Alaska Governor Sarah Palin will be in Arizona the last weekend of March as part of Senator John McCain’s re-election campaign. Details of that trip are now starting to come into focus. McCain and his 2008 running mate will host a campaign rally in Tucson on the afternoon of Friday March 26th, before holding a high dollar fundraiser at the Arizona Biltmore later that evening. On Saturday the 27th they will hold another rally in Phoenix. For the fundraiser, $2500 gets you into the dinner as well as an hour-long pre-dinner VIP reception, including a photo opportunity with McCain and Palin. Tickets to the dinner alone run for $500, or $1000 for preferred seating. Can you just imagine how uncomfortable the small talk would be between these two losers? “Hey John remember how surprised you were when James Dobson made you choose me for your running mate?” “Yeah Sarah, remember how you destroyed my campaign, my reputation, and my sanity?” “Yeah I do. Do you remember how you wouldn’t let me burn Obama in effigy or let my supporters wear their white hoods? We could have won John! If you had just let “Sarah be Sarah”, we could have won John!” “I am getting too old for this shit.” Sadly for McCain he has no choice but to bring the Queen of the Teabaggers out to slap down his opponent JD Hayworth, who essentially is just posing as a teabaggger to get their support. I just hope he remembers how horrible he felt the morning after the LAST time he hooked up Sarah Palin.

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