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Jaime Pressly Ripped Bikini Body for Twitter of the Day

I never really loved hard bodied, fit girls….until I got fucked by one….see I’m a fat fuck and I have the athletic ability of a pile of sewage laying in your bed after a night of hard partying….so I need to find eager girls who like or are getting paid to make me cum to just bounce on me like little sex machines…. I can’t even consider fucking fat chicks, or even chubby chicks cuz they just don’t exist to me….I don’t even see them when they walk by me so asking for a blowjob can’t happen….And the skinny, anorexic, drug addicted girls I used to run after because fat repulsed me…are just too weak to make me cum….even average bodied girls don’t have the stamina for this desensitized soul….It takes athleticism to make me cum, I should be an olympic sport…. Sure their biceps, abs and backs make me think “am I fucking a teenage boy” If they stop bouncing on my dick long enough for me to notice….. and their muscular skin is hard enough to chip a tooth on…..but ripped girls are just better…and age better….especially after birthing children and Jamie Pressly is proof….even if her fake titties are hanging weird off her real strong pecs…

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Jaime Pressly Ripped Bikini Body for Twitter of the Day

Mila Kunis is Amazing in April 2012 Harper’s Bazaar of the Day

There are a few girls in Hollywood who I don’t hate….Mila Kunis is one of them… She doesn’t do anything annoying…she’s not an attention seeking cunt…but most importantly she’s pretty fucking hot…and that may be why I like her cuz when a bitch is hot…it kinda cancels out how annoying, unstable, or stupid she is…it kinda carries them and blinds guys like me from their horrible core…. Sure she was banging a Culkin for a decade and may have even been married to him…leading me to think she probably got herpes or AIDS from him…and even that doesn’t matter…cuz when there’s an end to a long term relationship comes a flood of slutting out that I always like to try to throw my penis in front of…. She’s in Harper’s Bazaar and she’s looking pretty ok to me….tainted by Culkin AIDS or not cuz I’m not fucking her….and even if I was I doubt I’d be too phased by it…

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Mila Kunis is Amazing in April 2012 Harper’s Bazaar of the Day

Candice Swanepoel is Amazing in a Bikini of the Day

Someone commented on the site yesterday something along the lines of “Ashley Tisdale has a better face than Swanepoel”, I assume it was Ashley Tisdale, because anyone who reads this site knows I find her the fucking ugliest, and anyone with a penis knows that she’s not in the same fucking league as this Bikini model and really when you look at pics of this bitch, how do you even notice she has a face….I mean she’s the kind of girl who I’d ignore the South African flag tattooed on her pussy, or her South African Passport, or any South African warning signs that maybe, just maybe she has exchanged fluids with someone who has AIDS since everyone in South Africa has Aids, while trying to crawl into her pussy, because AIDS or not, when it looks like this, everything just seems like it’s gonna be fine…Seriously, she’s good.

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Candice Swanepoel is Amazing in a Bikini of the Day