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Ain’t Becky: Caucasian Woman Goes Viral After Dragging Self-Hating Black Dudes In DM’s

White Woman Tells Off BW Hating Black Men In Viral Post Welp! Ms. Jolene is a special brand of caucasian woman. Not the Rachel Dolezal kind of white, but the self-aware and healthy type when it comes to relationships with men of color. Tiffany Jolene uses her Facebook page to blog about dating, relationships, and self care. The young woman posted a warning to Black men who reach out her on a regular, to halt their self-hating pitches before it reaches her DMs. She didn’t expect the rant to go rivil but it has, take a look. PSA for the black males in my friends list and most importantly popping up in my inbox: I’m not the Caucasian for you, baby. If your primary reason for dating white women is because you’re under the self centered delusion that they are more “submissive” and understanding of your inherent refusal to get your shit together without the help of a romantic partner, I am not the Caucasian for you. If you fix your illiterate unmanicured fingers to type anything in the ballpark of devaluing black women in order to make excuses for your trash character, I am not the Caucasian for you. If you say things along the lines of “I just don’t like black women” “I can’t get along with black women” “white women are better partners” I’ll drag you from untappered hairline to worn out shoe laces and proceed to embarrass the shit out of you before blocking you. If your timeline is run amuck with white women emulating black culture I won’t accept your request. Although seizing the opportunity for a drag is tempting, there are just too many of you and my time is limited. You are the bottom feeders of the dating pool, know this. Your taste in women being based on the avoidance of black women, tells me so much more than you even realize. More than I could probably explain without making your tiny little brains explode. But if you’ve read this far: —you’re likely to be intentionally targeting a certain brand of white women because they’re as not privy to your bullshit as black women; having been raised around or by you —�meaning you have zero intention of ever taking responsibility for yourself as you’re actively avoiding women who will sniff out your bullshit and shortcomings much quicker —�most likely to be a narcissist as you highlight your disapproval of black women because of their independence, strength, and take no shit “attitudes” & as such they are much more “difficult” for you to manipulate —you’re fucking lazy —�misogynistic —�disrespecting the shit out of the very woman who birthed your ungrateful ass In closing, don’t come at me. I’m not your brand of Caucasian. “I’m not the caucasian for you.” That had a lot of hurt booty folks in her comments, but Tiffany says she doesn’t care. My Facebook page is set up the way it is intentionally. I have a blog & the ongoing theme is dating, relationships, and self care & self healing. The intent with my blog is to support women in their struggle to get back to loving themselves. All of my posts are tailored to said theme. I post about things I’ve experienced that others may relate to, and it doesn’t have to be something I am currently experiencing. This particular rant was spawn from a side conversation with friends, as most of my rants are. It was about black men, because 90% of my friends list are POC, because the men I was talking about are black men, because the men who I’ve dated and have experiences with are black men, and because the majority of the men my friends date are black men. It wasn’t intended to be taken as me looking for cookies, pats on the head, or cookout invites. It was to repel or discourage a particular group of men from thinking that it would be wise to disrespect, devalue, or degrade black women in my presence. I didn’t address white men or white women because they’re not in my inbox or in my timeline doing any of those things, I have already successfully weeded those people out of my life and out of my spaces. Tiffany definitely stirred the facebook pot with her talking point.

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Newborn Baby Holds Mom’s Failed IUD in Adorable Viral Photo

The story of a woman named Lucy Hellein and her brand new baby boy is going viral, and for good reason. It’s fascinating, it doesn’t really make sense, there’s a precious little baby involved … there’s something for everyone! Lucy just gave birth to her fourth child, a little boy she named Dexter, on April 27th. Dexter was born in Fort Benning, Georgia, and weighed in at just over 9 pounds. You may be thinking something along the lines of “Congrats or whatever, but why are we talking about this?” And the answer, friends, is that we’re talking about this because of this photo of the baby, which has gone viral this week: That’s precious little Dexter experiencing the world for the very first time. He’s also — and this is the real fun part — holding his mother’s IUD in his tiny baby hand. Yep, Lucy had the Mirena IUD implanted last year as her chosen form of birth control. Obviously it did not take. A couple of weeks ago, Lucy wrote a post on Instagram, explaining what went down. “Back in December, I found out I was already 18 weeks pregnant,” she wrote. And to all the people wondering how she could have gone so long without knowing about the pregnancy, she said that she still had her IUD in. “This boy was definitely a HUGE surprise,” she continued. “Apparently I’m part of the 1% who end up with a viable Mirena pregnancy.” The baby’s due date was May 4th — she said that “even my OB said The Force is Strong with this one.” However, she scheduled a C-section for April 27th “to find the mirena and close down the baby factory.” Doctors found the IUD behind her placenta, then placed it in the baby’s hand because, come on, it’s a great photo. In an interview, Lucy admits that she didn’t think the photo of her son would go viral, and that her doctor estimates she conceived about three weeks after getting the IUD. A Planned Parenthood nurse has commented on the story as well, explaining that it’s “next to impossible” to get pregnant while on Mirena. Specifically, she said “You have a better chance of winning the lotto.” Well, better start buying up those tickets, ladies: as Lucy’s photo has been making the rounds on social media, several women have been sharing their own stories about their “Mirena fails.” Congrats to the happy little family! View Slideshow: 13 Celebrity Pregnancies NO ONE Saw Coming

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Milla Jovovich Tits for POP Magazine of the Day

Milla Jovovich lives. The other day I posted some pics of her in VOUGE, while saying something along the lines of that I stopped paying attention to her 15 years ago when I found out she was actually raised in America and I felt lied to….that was only partially true, I mean her fame fizzled out, but she was doing movies, appearances, photoshoots, much more recently than 15 years ago..I hadn’t posted on her since 2012-2013…and I post everything…. People are die hard fans of hers…they fucking love her…so in a way….she will never die…and not just because people still dress like her for Halloween…but because people are weird and get obsessed with specific people…and Milla Jovovich happens to be one of them…I don’t know why… But I do know that she must be in a new movie, making a comeback, on her quest for Oscar…because she’s not just in VOGUE…a post I won’t bother linking….because it was a day or two ago and you should be ontop of everything I write…every last work hanging off your memory…and now she’s in Pop where she’s poppin out them 41 year old mom tits…and it’s not as bad as it could be…I mean it’s not great….but it’s not as bad as it could be… The post Milla Jovovich Tits for POP Magazine of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Facebook "Dislike" Button: Coming Soon?

Mark Zuckerberg might want to invest in a Steve Jobs-esque black turtleneck, because the dude has been absolutely crushing it with the big announcements lately. Last month, Zuckerberg revealed that he’s expecting his first child in the kind of intimate, confessional press release (via Facebook, of course) that we don’t generally associate with CEOs. Today, the Zuckster hosted his annual “town hall” meeting at Facebook headquarters in Menlo Park, CA, and announced that he’s finally giving the people what they want – a quick way to tell their friend that their latest status update totally sucks. Okay, so Facebook won’t be offering the much-demanded thumbs-down “dislike” option as an alternative to its iconic “like” button, but it will soon be providing users with a different way to respond to status updates, so that you can acknowledge a post without giving it a full-blown thumbs up. “It’s important to give people more options than just ‘like’ to help express empathy and sympathy,” Zuckerberg said today. “Not every moment is a good moment.” Reps for Facebook declined to go into further detail, but did claim that Zuckerberg stands by statements he made in December in response to the overwhelming demand for a “dislike” button: “Some people have asked for a dislike button because they want to say, ‘That thing isn’t good,'” Zuckerberg said at the time. “And that’s not something that we think is good for the world. So we’re not going to build that.” The important takeaways here are: We probably won’t be getting a “dislike” button, but we will get something we can click that makes a statement along the lines of “that sucks.”  The dude who’s been a billionaire since college is somehow aware that “not every moment is a good moment.” Maybe someone finally made him watch The Social Network. View Slideshow: 33 Most Epic Facebook Fails of All Time

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Kylie Jenner Snaps Sexy Bikini Selfie: Is She 18 Yet?!?

August 10 really cannot arrive quickly enough. With Kylie Jenner turning 18 years old on that date, we’ll hopefully feel a little less dirty when starting at Instagram selfies such as the one she posted on Sunday: Jenner is rocking a skimpy black two-piece in this image, one that accentuates her breasts and shows off her sleek stomach. She did not include a caption with the picture because, really, what is there to say? The photo would likely have been less effective if she wrote anything along the lines of: Look at me and how I’m following the same path as Kim Kardashian and gaining new followers everyday despite my lack of talent because I’m willing to flaunt by body at every turn! Kylie turns the magical age of 18 in one week and will celebrate by getting paid a lot of money to attend a party in Canada. She’ll be permitted to drink alcohol there and followed up the above Instagram post by sharing a snapshot of the flyer for that shindig online. “Hello Canada,” she wrote along with it. “My birthday is coming up & well thank you @team.productions and @oli_beachclub for having me in to celebrate – can’t wait to party at #beachclub #montreal #whoismrsmith.” Will Kylie post nude shortly thereafter? Gosh, we hope not. View Slideshow: 52 Wildly Inappropriate Photos of Kylie Jenner

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Sons of Anarchy Season 7 Episode 13 Recap: So Long, SAMCRO

I got this. Those three words were the best part of  Sons of Anarchy Season 7 Episode 13 . A major letdown of a series finale, the final ride for SAMCRO first found Jax Teller helping to settle some club business. He and his boys killed the IRA king and his henchmen in order to set Connor up as the gun distributor for The Mayans in California. They also voted TO in as a member. Watch Sons of Anarchy Season 7 Episode 13 Online Jax, meanwhile, was busy settling some of his own matters at home. He told Nero about papers that signed over his houses to Wendy and said she ought to leave Charming to raise the boys anywhere. Why? Where was Jax headed? He told Nero he didn’t know, and then also told him that he killed Gemma. He said it’s all he knows how to do. He’s a murderer and a criminal and he doesn’t want his kids to have positive memories of him. He wants a life for them far away from SAMCRO. At that, Nero and Wendy left for Norco with Abel and Thomas. They’ll serve those children well, we have no doubt. Along the lines of his inspired mission, Jax told the District Attorney about Gemma killing Tara. He told them where to find Gemma and Unser’s bodies. He killed August Marks. He killed Barosky. He made it so Charming could be safe once again and then he had Chibs shoot Happy in the arm (after naming Chibs President and Chibs naming Tig his VP) to make it look like he escaped from the Mr. Mayhem vote. Jax then spoke to his late father at the place JT died, fired a couple shots at a cop and engaged many policemen on a chase. He was on the open road. He had done all he could to make up for his recent past mistakes. And when the time was right, he let go of the handlebars. Jax Teller drove straight into a truck and killed himself, a scene you can view when you watch Sons of Anarchy online . All in all, the finale was dragged out and predictable. It was clear since last week that Jax would take his own life and every other storyline on the insanely long final episode failed to hold our interest. What did everyone else thin? Grade Sons of Anarchy Season 7 Episode 13 below:   A B C D F View Poll »

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Kendra on Top Season 3 Episode 15 Recap: The Untold, Not at All Scripted Story!

WE tv, or weTV or however the heck you stylize that random network’s name, aired a very special, gripping installment of Kendra on Top on Friday night. Featuring an in-depth sit-down with Kendra Wilkinson and Hank Baskett, Kendra on Top Season 3 Episode 15 promised to give fans “The Untold Story.” Did it deliver? Or was it more along the lines of the same vague, semi-scripted (albeit entertaining) nonsense we’ve come to expect from the program? If you watch Kendra on Top online , you know Hank allegedly lent a hand (job) to a transgender model earlier this year, while Kendra was very pregnant. She found out about this after Ava London sold the story, and while Baskett has never really addressed the particulars, he must have done SOMEthing. Otherwise, Kendra’s a much better actress than we thought, ’cause man she was ripsh!t. Girl did conveniently take her man back on the finale, but whatev. On Kendra on Top Season 3 Episode 15, we still didn’t get the true “Untold Story” as we would have liked, but both sides were open. Honest. RAW. Hank and Kendra allowed WEtv (we think that’s how you write it, actually) to ask anything, no restrictions. So did the name Ava London come up?! Not exactly, but things got real at the end. At the beginning, Kendra and Hank recapped the season, including some of the stuff WE didn’t see on tv. Including how they both contemplated suicide after the scandal leaked. “I was at a real low. I even questioned my life ,” Kendra Wilkinson said. “If it wasn’t for breastfeeding Alijah [Baskett], the bond I had with her, I feel like I would have probably ended my life. I felt like I’m not even supposed to be here.” Hank also considered ending his life, he said, having put K-Dubs in this position (vague as he is about what he actually did or didn’t do, of course). We then saw a montage of Kendra’s mother, Patti Wilkinson. Flashbacks from Girls Next Door, as well as E!’s Kendra , showed Patti telling her not to marry Hank, getting upset when she was pregnant, etc. Kendra said her mom was loving her abject misery, and that it felt like she was hoping Hank would peace out and Kendra would move in with her. Nothing we didn’t know, but wow, that woman is messed up. Kendra Wilkinson and Hank Baskett: In Happier Times 1. Kendra and 2 Hanks There was a time when Kendra and Hank looked to be a very happy couple. This photo was snapped in 2012. By now, we know Kendra took him back, even if she was going to serve Hank with divorce papers . But the wounds from this year still cut deep. In talking about his alleged affair, Hank actually got a little defensive, saying that all Kendra has ever done is play the “victim,” since the beginning. Uh, yeah. Hank’s been going through a hard time, too, he insists, which is a pretty bold comment if he really did give a transsexual model hand relief. Kendra took issue with that statement, at which point he ripped his microphone off and stormed off set, leaving us hanging for next week’s part two. Totally scripted, but reasonably well executed, you guys.

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Kelly Brook’s Bikini at 16 for Instagram of the Day

Kelly Brook posted the above picture to her instagram saying something along the lines of “My first shoot at 16″….to either prove to the haters that she’s got tits…or to cater to the pervert creeper fans..by given them something semi-illegal to jerk off to…or to let us all know she’s been a half naked, using her body to get ahead since she was a kid….you know when other kids were getting an education, her and her parents, if she even has parents, cuz I am going to assume by the bikini modelling at 16, she didn’t….were whoring her out…I mean usually girls only learn how to whore in their early 20s when all else fails…but this Kelly Brook has a solid 3 decades invested in this…

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On July 6th 2013, I woke up at 5:50 a.m. because my nerves were…

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On July 6 th 2013, I woke up at 5:50 a.m. because my nerves were at an all-time high. I couldn’t sleep, I couldn’t eat, and I couldn’t interact with anyone without thinking if or if not I would get that email from BieberFever for July 7 th in Des Moines, Iowa. I had to do something to get my mind off of it, so that morning I went to the zoo. On the way back all I remember thinking is, “I’m fooling myself to think I’ll ever meet Justin.” The minute I waked in the door back home, I saw I had a Twitter notification, and an email, so I figured my email had to do with Twitter, but I opened it anyway.  THERE IT WAS. My heart stopped. My whole world changed at 11:32 a.m. with one email entitled: “RE: BieberFever Best Collection .” Tomorrow I was meeting the boy I had dedicated my teenage years too. I was meeting my everything. The rest of the day went by with hundreds of Twitter congrats, family phone calls, and friend text messages, all shocked, all jealous, and all proud I had actually managed to make my own dream come true. Finally Sunday came, and I woke up with the biggest smile on my face remembering today was the day I waited 4+ years for. We drove to Iowa from Minnesota , and got to our hotel around 11:45. My best friend and I got ready, curled our hair, did our makeup, and helped each other put together the perfect outfit to meet Justin in, one we thought he’d like. We went to the arena around 2:30 and waited in the main concourse until 4 with some of our other friends we ended up meeting Justin with. We then received our wristbands, and as soon as I put the wristband on I immediately knew how incredibly lucky I was to be in that position. I immediately knew today would always be the best day of my entire life, not even my wedding day would top this. A couple hours later we got word to line up against a wall in single file, because we’d be going downstairs in 15 minutes. Let me tell you those were the most nerve wracking minutes of my entire life. What if Justin didn’t like me? What was I going to say? Worst off, what if he thought I was ugly? All of those thoughts came to head when we finally got off the 3 flights of stairs into the actual basement. I remember seeing the curtain open and seeing my first glimpse of Justin, I couldn’t help but sequel, he was just SO perfect. We were told to go in groups of 6, since we were not VIP and did not pay to meet him, but thankfully there was an odd number, and we were told we were the ONLY group that was allowed to go in as 4. Finally it was happening, we were next in line, standing behind the black curtain waiting for it to open, my heart was beating out of my chest, I was sweating, but surprisingly all my nerves had went away it was as if that little sight of Justin put me at comfort. Security told us to put all gifts, all electronics, and everything we didn’t want in the picture on a table to retrieve after. All I wanted was to give Justin was the letter I had worked 4 years to give to him, personally. I hid the letter behind my back and got it in. The curtain opened and all I remember is staring at Justin, he was so perfect, so beautiful, and he WAS REAL. I couldn’t get over the fact he was actually standing right in front of me. While the other group of 6 was finishing up we quickly said hi to Fredo (who stuck he’s tongue out) and waved at us. When it was our turn, all 4 of us were talking at the same time, I think he got a little overwhelmed and wanted to respond to every one of us, but he couldn’t hear. Security yelled at us to take a picture, and the girl standing next to me goes “Justin, can we take a silly picture?” Justin was sick ALL day, and was dead serious in every other picture, but as soon as we asked him for a silly picture, he smiled for the first time during the M&G got all excited and responded in a hyper type voice, “YEAH! LET’S DO IT LADIES!!” Justin put his arms around me, and can I say he has the softest skin I’ve ever felt. Everything was too fast to process, so I starting smiling, while everyone else was being silly. Now that I see the picture, I’m so glad I smiled because you can tell how genuinely happy I was in that smile. After the picture was taken, I heard myself say, “Justin, can you promise me you will read this letter I wrote?” He grabbed it, and I thought he was just going to say “Yes” or something along the lines of that, but no, he grabbed it, held it tight, looked me straight in the eyes even with his sunglasses on, and responds, “Of course sweetheart, I promise you.” As if in those mere seconds, he knew exactly how hard I worked to get that letter to him. We then left the room, as the 2 nd to last to meet Justin, so instead of handing the letter off to Kenny or someone, Justin held the letter in his hand for the last M&G photo. By the way he said those words to me, I’m almost certain he kept that promise. I’m the type of girl who has NO money, NO connections, and does NOT have a million followers, but I promise you if you NEVER give up, it will happen. Dreams come true every day, who knows, next time it could be yours? Never say never. 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Hilary Duff’s Hotness Is Getting Back To Work

I guess Hilary Duff ‘s maternity leave is over, because here she is being escorted onto the Raising Hope set. It’s nice to see the new MILF getting back to work, but I hope that’s not what they’re having her wear during the episode. I had been thinking more along the lines of a bikini and a trampoline for Hilary’s first time back — since I know it’s a family show, I figured I should stay a little more conservative. Save the rest for Cinemax. Related Articles: Hilary Duff Gets Kissy Face On Twitter Hilary Duff’s Breasts Revealed!!! Hilary Duff Has One Crazy Badonkadonk Hilary Duff Works It Good Photos: Fameflynet

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