In case you guys missed it, it’s Halloween today. So, there, now you know why that one weird dude at your office is dressed like a vampire. Anyway, it’s always been one of my favorite holidays, so here’s one of my favorite hot nobodies celebrating it. I’m not quite sure why Ariel Winter decided to go as a sexy skeleton one night, considering it just makes me think about how much meat she’s got on those bones, but I’m digging her other costumes: chubby Milla Jovovich and hot girl in devil horns and booty shorts . Classic!
I can barely remember the last time we got new pictures from Milla Jovovich , but I’m pretty sure I remember her looking a lot better than this. Anyway, I just checked and it turns out she’s 40 now, so I guess I shouldn’t be too surprised that she doesn’t look as hot as she used to 20 years ago, even though the former model’s still doing the same weirdo topless shoots — this one’s for POP Magazine ‘s Fall/Winter issue — but c’mon. When hotties like Elizabeth Hurley can keep it up into their 50s, what’s Milla’s excuse? » view all 13 photos Continue reading →
I am pretty fucking strict on one thing in my life and that is the whole 18+ rule of content…I am realistic and leave the house and see how these teens act, what they do, and I know they’re raised on porn and dress half naked like a Kardashian and probably have sex tapes…but I want nothing to do with any of that…other than mild social observation…. I don’t want to see it, I don’t want to know it exists, I do not find it interesting or exciting, I find it weird….not to mention teens are fucking annoying…and that lone makes me hate them… What I really don’t understand is Kaia Gerber….Cindy Crawford’s daughter, who has a very rich father named Randy Gerber, and a rich mother named Cindy Crawford, who I guess is as vapid as you’d expect a model to be, as narcissistic as you’d expect a model to be, and as superficial as you’d expect a model to be…throwing her daughter, even if this is her daughter’s dream..into modeling at 15 or 16…she doesn’t even have a drivers license…. Amazingly companies, magazines, and photographers…are having a kid pose in bikinis for them….acting all intense for them…in what they can pivot like Hillary Clinton into being art, or marketing, or editorial, but that is still fucking weird…she’s a kid…whether she’s got her period or not…and she’s not in a poor family that needs the fame money…they have the fame money… It is festishized, it’s weird, it’s awkward, yet they do it openly and freely…when they could easily say “when you’re 18 you can decide what you want to do, here’s your allowance, go get some smoothies, juices, frozen yogurt, you annoying Malibu Barbie”…and if this was some dude in a dingy studio recruiting 15 year olds to pose, even clothed…you’d all be up in arms, lynching the pervert..and charging him with sex offense.. Yes, these pics aren’t hot or sexual…but they are to some fucking pervert…and most importantly…they are unnecessary…. I’ll call this Cindy Crawford’s Kardashian / Hadid Dream…. The post Kaia Gerber for Interview Magazine of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Milla Jovovich lives. The other day I posted some pics of her in VOUGE, while saying something along the lines of that I stopped paying attention to her 15 years ago when I found out she was actually raised in America and I felt lied to….that was only partially true, I mean her fame fizzled out, but she was doing movies, appearances, photoshoots, much more recently than 15 years ago..I hadn’t posted on her since 2012-2013…and I post everything…. People are die hard fans of hers…they fucking love her…so in a way….she will never die…and not just because people still dress like her for Halloween…but because people are weird and get obsessed with specific people…and Milla Jovovich happens to be one of them…I don’t know why… But I do know that she must be in a new movie, making a comeback, on her quest for Oscar…because she’s not just in VOGUE…a post I won’t bother linking….because it was a day or two ago and you should be ontop of everything I write…every last work hanging off your memory…and now she’s in Pop where she’s poppin out them 41 year old mom tits…and it’s not as bad as it could be…I mean it’s not great….but it’s not as bad as it could be… The post Milla Jovovich Tits for POP Magazine of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
It’s impossible for Mr. Skin to be everywhere at once, so sometimes he turns to his friends on the internet to bring you the latest Skin approved stories from around the web! Top Ten Hottest Celebrities named Amanda Fleshbot Chanelle Hayes huge naked tits while sunbathing Taxi Driver Movie Milla Jovovich nip slip during NYC photo shoot The Nip Slip Georgina Stojiljkovic is the Eastern European babe of the day Drunken Stepfather Brazilian hottie Mariane Tarrafel butt nekkid Egotastic All Stars Karlee Grey strip in the kitchen Boobie Blog Carmella Rose models lingerie Last Men on Earth These Suicide Squad costumes will make you the coolest guy on your block Double Viking UCLA’s Undie Run looks like a good time Steakwood … read more
I remember a time when Milla Jovovich was a big fucking deal. She was in the Fifth Element, girls wanted to be here and died her hair to look like her…and dudes loved her…from nerds to ravers who at the time were the same thing…before the BROS moved in on the RAVE….because MDMA makes girls easier to RAPE…and because their inner closet case faggot can shine through as they dance shirtless in the pit with a bunch of HIV positives…feeling like they’re at home…hugging each other…only to gangbang chicks to feel hetero again…you know how it is… Not that that has anything to do with Milla Jovovich…who was all the rage, model turned actor, it was the 90s…she’s old…and no longer all the rage, I think best described as ravaged…but that massive nipple is kinda funny right… The post Milla Jovovich Nipple for Vogue of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
It’s been a lighter month than usual for flesh filled flicks on Netflix, but there are still some gems out there to discover! Hit the jump for more pics and info…
It’s March Mamness time again, when the brackets are stiff and the babes are all slam dunks. With ladies like Milla Jovovich and Cathy Lee Crosby on our Top 10 Basketball Movie Babes, you’re sure to dribble!
