August 10 really cannot arrive quickly enough. With Kylie Jenner turning 18 years old on that date, we’ll hopefully feel a little less dirty when starting at Instagram selfies such as the one she posted on Sunday: Jenner is rocking a skimpy black two-piece in this image, one that accentuates her breasts and shows off her sleek stomach. She did not include a caption with the picture because, really, what is there to say? The photo would likely have been less effective if she wrote anything along the lines of: Look at me and how I’m following the same path as Kim Kardashian and gaining new followers everyday despite my lack of talent because I’m willing to flaunt by body at every turn! Kylie turns the magical age of 18 in one week and will celebrate by getting paid a lot of money to attend a party in Canada. She’ll be permitted to drink alcohol there and followed up the above Instagram post by sharing a snapshot of the flyer for that shindig online. “Hello Canada,” she wrote along with it. “My birthday is coming up & well thank you @team.productions and @oli_beachclub for having me in to celebrate – can’t wait to party at #beachclub #montreal #whoismrsmith.” Will Kylie post nude shortly thereafter? Gosh, we hope not. View Slideshow: 52 Wildly Inappropriate Photos of Kylie Jenner
“I’m ready for my man buffet on the beach. I’m so excited to meet the guys and show off the girls.” – Jillian Anderson, with her new enhancements . Oh yes, Bachelor in Paradise is officially back for Season 2, and it looks like one wild cray-cation is in the works south of the border. So wild, they broke the premiere into a two-night EVENT! (Sigh!) Watch Bachelor in Paradise Season 2 Episode 1 Online On Sunday’s Bachelor in Paradise Season 2 Episode 1 , we kicked off with Season 1 stars Marcus Grodd and Lacy Faddoul’s surprise wedding. It was nice distraction from the constant breakup drama (and rumors of Kaitlyn and Shawn faking their engagement ) surrounding the franchise. It was also a nice prelude … to the insanity to come! Bachelor in Paradise wasted little time recycling some of the best characters from The Bachelor and Bachelorette … “best” used very loosely. There was Jillian, begging for more clothed black box censorship . There was Ashley Iaconetti, who brought her sister on the show somehow. The guys were psyched … the girls not so much. Venerable host-pimp Chris Harrison says that the sisters are a package deal, no less: If a guy gives one of them a rose, they’re both staying! The guys outnumber the girls by one, as per the show’s format, which will leave one unlucky lady without one at the end of the night. Next week, more girls will arrive to flip the script. All of that is secondary to the teary meltdowns, which are already in full swing. Ashley, first and foremost, is crushing hard on Jared. So hard, she can’t formulate a sentence apparently! They sit in silence, awkwardly as you can imagine and then some … and this is before Ash gets the first date card of the season! “Jared looks like he would rather take a back-alley beating with a plumber’s wrench than go on this date,” says JJ, eloquently. Despite the fact that he’s already expressed interest in Jade Roper, Jared obliges Ashley, and their date actually goes alright. He probably still wishes he were with Jade, though. Oh, Jade. Oh, those Jade Roper Playboy photos . No wonder all the guys are into the fourth-place finisher from Chris Soules’ season. The lucky recipient of a date with Jade (who gets a card) is Tanner from Kaitlyn’s season, and they seemed to hit it off on all fronts. Tanner makes it clear: “I’m already feeling more of a connection with Jade in one night than I did with Kaitlyn the entire season.” Ashley Salter, meanwhile, is back, and doing her thing. Her crazy thing. It’s only fitting that she would be loaded onto an ambulance and taken to the hospital with no explanation by ABC. Yes, that happened … watch Bachelor in Paradise online . At the last minute, Clare Crawley returns for a second stint in Paradise , only to lern that Tanner, Kirk, and Jared have been “claimed.” “I’m not afraid to ruffle any feathers,” she says. “Let it be known … I know what I want. I know what qualities I want in a man and I won’t settle for anything less than that. So – game on.” Consider the gauntlet thrown down. Now we just need to get her raccoon BFF from last year pack and Season 2 will be even more epic. View Slideshow: Bachelor in Paradise Season 2 Cast Photos
Kim Kardashian does not drive a minivan. She does not carpool nor cut up orange slices nor even spend all that much time at home. But the reality star is literally, technically still telling the truth in a caption for a cute new photo of daughter North West on Instagram: She is a soccer mom! Kim has shared an image of little Nori on the field pitch, walking around with the ball in her hands and with father Kanye West appearing to stand behind her. “Officially a soccer mom! #MyLittleGoalie,” Kardashian penned along with the picture. This may explain why Kim allegedly hired a personal trainer for North as well. It’s never too early to start her on the path to athletic greatness! Kim, of course, pulled her own goalie earlier this year and announced to the world that she’s expecting her second child with Kanye. It will be a boy and North’s brother is expected to join the family toward the end of the year, likely in December. We make fun of Kardashian and West very often, but we have to admit: As evidenced below, these stars know how to produce rather adorable offspring. View Slideshow: 47 Totally Adorable North West Photos
Ray J continues to feel the affects of Whitney Houston’s death . This time in the wallet, however, as opposed to the heart. Indeed, the man who made Kim Kardashian famous has been sued by stylist Marc Littlejohn because he allegedly hired Ray J to wear his clothing for a Grammy-related event on February 10. The problem? Those items were supposedly left in the hotel room where Houston died and, according to the lawsuit, have been missing since the day this singer passed away. Littlejohn is therefore suing Ray J for the cost of the clothing ($2,880) and demanding either the cash amount or the duds themselves. He’s had no luck so far in either case when reaching out to the artist or his mother. [Photo: WENN.com]
Micaela Shaefer is some German nobody, or barely someone, who gets invited to events where she SHOWS OFF HER FAKE TITS AND NIPPLES …..or SHOWS OFF HER ASS IN SOME THONG ONE PIECE …..you know totally inappropriate, yet totally the kind of girl you gotta support in her being inappropriate, because half naked attention seekers, are awesome…without them…lke would be boring….even if being half naked is easy to do…not everyone is doing it. Well….it turns out that this nothing, who just makes noise with her body at events, is actually a somebody….very important….VIP….who was in a photoshoot showing off her awesome body in more clothes than she wears out to events….and I’m posting it to give her credit and support her rise to the top….even if I have no idea where or when this shoot is from….I just hope it gives her a taste that makes her go out and show more pussy when around the media….
My friends at VIVID put together a porno movie starring the Tiger Woods Mistresses….Devon James, Joslyn James and Holly Sampson….recreating the Tiger Woods scandal…. I don’t even remember the Tiger Woods scandal…only because it wasn’t a scandal to me….see, if I was a billonaire athlete in a sport that probably didn’t get me laid growing up….I would be abusing women with my penis too…especially considering his whore wife was just a whore too….in it for the money….getting knocked up for the goodlife…the same motivation as the bitches he was fucking behind her back….bitches that VIVID has got together into a porno called the “3 Mistresses”….even if they were more likely the “3 Regular Hookers He Allegedly Hired”….. Here’s the premise: PRO GOLF’S FAMOUS ’3 MISTRESSES’ TELL ‘NOTORIOUS TALES’ OF THEIR ENCOUNTERS WITH THE WORLD’S GREATEST GOLFER IN NEW VIVID ENTERTAINMENT MOVIE I am all for milking the fuck out of your 5 minutes by fucking on camera….Here are some screenshots….that link to the exclusive video….that includes footage of them fucking…..because Vivid Was Nice Enough to Give Me a EXCLUSIVE CLIP of these whores in action….Showing You a Little What TO SEE THE EXCLUSIVE CLIP VIVID SENT ME VISIT stepSMUT! FOLLOWING THIS LINK
NFL Hall of Fame legend Lawrence Taylor has been formally indicted on rape charges following an the incident in which he allegedly hired a 16-year old prostitute. In addition to rape, a grand jury also indicted him for criminal sexual act, sexual abuse, endangering the welfare of a child, and patronizing a prostitute. Just sad. Taylor was arrested in May at a Holiday Inn in Suffern, N.Y., outside New York City. Prosecutors say he paid the girl $300 for sex. He was arrested that morning. Her pimp, Rasheed Davis, was also arrested. He denies having sex with her, but LT’s rape defense is expected to be as far-fetched as it us unpleasant to picture – he’s expected to say he merely masturbated. LT has fallen depressingly far since his football heyday . As she is underage and the victim of a potential sex crime, the identity of the Lawrence Taylor accuser , who he claims he thought was 18, has not been released. Legally, that matters not. She said that her pimp “left her no choice.” In response to the charges, his agent, Mark Lepselter says their legal team “made a strategic decision to not put any of our evidence in front of the grand jury.” “We look forward to presenting our evidence at the appropriate time.” We don’t even wanna see the evidence they plan on presenting.
