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Hayden Panettiere’s New Big Boobs Are Hollywood Tuna Approved!

Posted on July 12, 2012 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Let’s be clear, I’m not saying with a hundred percent certainty that Hayden Panettiere went out and got herself some new boobs, although that would explain her absence from the spotlight, but it certainly looks that way to me. Here she is on the red carpet for something last night looking all glamorous and what not, with some very large breasts busting out of her fancy dress. Not large large, but large compared to her height and weight of course. She’s tiny remember. Just for the record…. I whole heartedly approve. Now let’s see them in a bikini.

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Drew Barrymore Unfortunately in a Fetish Lookin Dress of the Day

Posted on September 30, 2009 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Drew Barrymore premiered her Charlie’s Angel 4-The Rollerskate Years movie staring the cunt I can’t stand from Juno because Drew Barrymore milks this whole Girl Power bullshit that gives girls everywhere the wrong idea about their place in the world, fucking up the whole balanace of the world and more importantly works against all the hard work men have put into keeping their bitches their bitches, if you know what I mean. When the reality is that roller derby chicks, like suicide girl chicks, are fat, lesbian, rockers with tattoos who no one really wants to see naked, except maybe other roller derby chicks, you know after they finish beating each other up oin the rink

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The Producers of Gossip Girl Dress Taylor Momsen Like a Whore of the Day

Posted on September 30, 2009 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

If I dressed my teenage girl like a little whore and sent her to school, or staged photoshoots with her in the park, the police would pull me the fuck over and arrest my ass for being some kind of sex offender, but for some reason the producers of Gossip Girl not only get away with dressing this Momsen 16 year old like a whore and making money off of her like she was their ho, but they also send a bitch in to play with her vagina in front of the world and no one is doin’ shit about it cuz they are all Hollywood and shit, proving yet again that life’s just not fair. Here’s a picture of what I assume is a maxipad slip because she’s too young and virginal for tampons… Pics via Bauer

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Miranda Kerr and her TIts Fly to Paris for Fashion Week of the Day

Posted on September 30, 2009 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I am not in Paris for Fashion Week because fashion isn’t really my thing and Paris is pretty faggy and romantic and made for rich people, give me a full tank of gas and a shitty RV and I’m happy, but Miranda Kerr is and as she walks thru the airport she looks like she’s staring in some kind of old movie that is all glamorous and classy and that kind of refined look makes jerking off on her face a lot more fun. I’ve always loved the uptight girls who you’d expect to see with their napkins on their laps eating at fancy restaurants drinking expensive wines and talking about current events or in the park having a picnic with herself reading some smart person book like this was 1940s let loose, so to any guys out there who are friends with this girl, or see her in a bar, do your best to treat her like a lady and by lady I mean whore and camera phone that shit

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