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Kim Kardashian Big Cleavage and her Stroller of the Day

Kim Kardashian wore this shirt out with her baby for the paparazzi. This was low level attention seeking, kinda like leaking a sex tape. It was one of those “call the paparazzi, I am going out topless, they’ll eat this shit up”…staged bullshit to keep her on the map… Even though, she’s too fucking fat to not be seen on the map, like the Great Wall of China, you can see this bitch from Space…and not just in the form of the porn DVD one of the astronauts brought up with him, because let’s face it, despite making her millions, or even hundreds of millions…it’s not that good…and either are her mom tits, clearly implants, doing what they are doing… They just remind me that society is fucking doomed. That’s what Kim Kardashian’s legacy is… GET HER SEX TAPE HERE She’s a classy bitch. Isn’t she. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

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Alyson Michalka in a Vintage Swimsuit of the Day

Alyson Michalka is some Disney child star who I assume had a mother who sucked dick to make it happen, unless of course she sucked dick to make it happen, despite being a pre-teen. I hear the people at Disney are all about that shit…. I don’t think has done anything but child star 10 or 15 years ago… But she did post a one piece bathing suit on the internet, showcasing a bit of her body, but screaming that she was probably molested by some casting couch people, and has faded into obscurity because she can’t be seen as a sexual object, and has in turn found the church, or maybe some sort of AMISH group that she is part of that forced her to show up on Swim day, dressed like it was 1920s…and I dig it… I just figure people are so fucking perverted, porn is everywhere, seeing a girl cover up…makes her exciting…and less typical…if you’re a slut, reading this, cover up…it’s the future.

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Alyson Michalka in a Vintage Swimsuit of the Day

Alyson Michalka Posts a Bikini Pic of the Day

Alyson Michalka has a sister and together they are exploited Disney jailbait that never was….cuz they had this window of maybe they’d be the next Miley but kinda ended up no where…even though they are babes…and look at this one’s body…it’s out of a porno magazine…all fit and rockin what looks like implants…making me happy they aren’t huge…her career not her tits….because it means she’s more accessible…with all that failing at the opportunities she had in front of her…and feeling inadequate it didn’t amount to bigger things…even if she’s already don’t more than most of twats…you know she’s comparing herself to actual stars….and I’m comparing her to my dick…at least the printed up pic I just printed of her…pretending these paper cuts are caused by her virginity….

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Alyson Michalka Pulls the Courtney Stodden of the Day

I don’t know if these pics of Alyson Michalka are recent or not because I barely even know who Alyson Michalka and I am not about to look at her twitter feed to cross reference dates shit was posted…because what matters in all his is that she’s pulling a Courtney Stodden or Heidi Montag style cry for attention “Look at me I was once on Disney”….or “Look at me I was once a stripper and now I pretend I am 15 and Married”…or “look at me I was on MTV”….kinda low level smut that requires more vagina lip…but they aren’t quite desperate enough for that yet. Boring. She needs to throw her sister in the mix – even if this is the sluttier one with the implants….

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Aly & AJ Michalka Hot Red Carpet Sister Action

Here are Aly & AJ Michalka working the red carpet at some event the other night, flashing us a some smiles and showing off their long legs. I know I’ve had these chicks on the site before, but for the life of me I haven’t got a clue what it is that they do. Were they Mickey Mouse Club girls maybe? Anyhow, I’ve always had a thing for hot blonde sisters getting all up close and personal so these work for me. Enjoy.

Aly Michalka’s Tightly Wrapped Body

Here’s Aly Michalka at the premiere of that Super 8 movie that I know nothing about but am afraid will have something to do with vampires or werewolves or something annoying like that because that’s what’s hot these days. I’m so sick of vampires. Anyhow, I don’t know if Aly is in the movie or not, but she showed up in a tight little dress so I guess it doesn’t really matter. I didn’t realize she had such good body, if her breasts were bigger she’d look like a younger Holly Madison . more pictures of Aly Michalka here

Alyson Michalka Looks Alright I Guess

I feel like I’m supposed to know more about this Alyson Michalka chick, but I really don’t. l know that she’s kinda hot and that she’s got a sister who’s also kinda hot and that when the two of them are together they’re even hotter than when they’re photographed separately, but that’s pretty much it. Anyhow, here’s Alyson looking pretty good in her silly neo-hippy skirt while out on the town the other night. Hmmm, I think these shots are missing some sisterly love if you know what I mean. Next time.