Despite what Twitter tries to convince us with its ” Beyonce gives birth ” proclamations, and as cute as the name Tiana May Carter might be, Beyonce is still pregnant. One of the most hyped celebrity babies of all time has yet to arrive.
Here are some pictures of Natalie Portman and her gay Ballerina husband / baby daddy who got her pregnant, because like all the gay dudes I know, knows that being a Ballerina doesn’t pay the bills, unless working the stripclub, and that if it means sticking it to gay friendly celebrity pussy in a way that makes it stick, the good life is ahead of him…all luxury apartment, designer clothes and the good life, where he can sneak gay sex behind her back while she saves face to the media….I mean her pussy is likely better than that anal wart filled anus he encountered one night at a gay sauna on too many poppers….I mean assuming all Ballerina’s are gay obviously…. They are jogging off the baby fat, cuz no one likes fat chicks, especiallly in Hollywood, except the director of Precious, or maybe Roseanne, Rosie and Oprah…. but you get what I’m saying and that is that these pics would be hotter if it was more naked and more of a sex scene…that’s the element of relationships I like best.
Here are some pictures of everything good that could possibly work out for Kristin Cavallari…you know go right for her…. ike the wind blowing up her little skirt like she hoped it would when she weared her skirt… to give her a second wind…another reason for people to write about her, a panty flash that carries her for another month of semi irrelevance…as she fades into obscurity…… Maybe it feels like she’s had her moment of glory that is totally undeserved….that she scammed us….that this fame no matter how low level from doing nothing and the money in her bank from it was enough….I mean if you consider being on the worst show on TV nothing…which I don’t…I consider it a real something…a something that needs to be punished for the pollution it caused in our lives…. But unfortunately, I like her legs and more importantly, have no authority to punish her, so I’ll just post the pics.
And so another week — another month! Oy! — closes at Movieline. It was a blur, but we’ll piece it all together with the help of the good-old Week in Review. Make sure to check back with weekend editor Christopher Rosen on Saturday, and have a good one!
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